dank

Possessing ideal properties. High quality.

Dank ass herb. Dank mashed potatoes.

by Jimbo January 27, 2004

Dank

A word commonly used to define marijuana as wet or moist, an agreeable and often desired quality when purchasing said drug. However, as misinterpreted by some idiot stoners one day, dank now refers to something "cool" or "awesome" which sound really weird to someone who knows the proper meaning of the word.

Guy: Wow! Your mom made us cookies?!? You have a dank-ass mom!

Girl: Never say that again.

Guy: Dude this quesadilla from Taco Bell is dank as fuck.

Girl: Your taco is wet? You should complain to the manager.

Guy: You should buy the new Call of Duty. The futuristic weapons look so dank.

Girl: WHO GIVES YOU PERMISSION TO TALK?!?!

by Duh-fine October 15, 2014

Dank

Disagreeably damp.

*meghan spills drink*
*emma cleans it up*
Meghan-"Emma the table is still to dank to play clue on."

by SuperSwagSeven July 16, 2014

dank

to have anal sex

i cant believe on our first date she wanted me to dank her in the ass, what a slut.

by jimmyg63 October 27, 2009

dank

you smell like shit

"dude you fucking DANKKKKK" or "you dank of weed man, shit"

by joe farrugia August 03, 2008

Dank

1 - (Adj/noun) extremely potent Marijuana.
2 - (Adj) cool, awesome, amazing

-Hey man check out this dank I just got.
-Holy shit! This IS dank!

-Omg! That movie was so DANK!

by Green_hen October 16, 2009

Danking

To take a dump while having a wank, typically finishing both tasks at the same time

I had such a good time Danking the other night, there isn't anything like it

by Dank-enthusiast July 29, 2011