Turpin and Quinny D.I.C.S. we are here to investigate the death of Woodrow Wilson an we think you're responsible Murphy so fess up now while you still can
by Turpin October 14, 2006
Get the D.I.C.S. mug.A term used to describe, what should be a medical condition, where the affected person is obsessed with a current or ex lover that is a douchebag of some description. This is a generally unhealthy condition where, despite abuse, cheating, and blantant attempts at breaking up with them, the person will still take back an ex and accept their apology for the ump-teenth time. There usually is an abundance of advice from family and friends to advoid the Douche but this person still thinks the two of them should be together forever.
Me: Susie must have O.C.D.D.. She keeps taking Andrew back over and over after he cheats on her, gets another girl pregnant, packs all of her stuff up and moves her out, lies about hanging out with other girls and moves to a different state altogether.
You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).
You: Yeah, that definitely sounds like a case of O.C.D.D (Obsessive Compulsive Douchebag Disorder).
by Far Far Away August 29, 2010
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Get the D.O.C. mug.Stands for Dirty Outright Coon. Describing a black person in an offensive manner. They may be called dirty because of thier colour, or maybe just as they occasionaly act in a dirty way.
by Ross A. King May 21, 2007
Get the D.O.C mug.Down to Clown. If your Down to Clown then you're up for some general highjinks and clowning around. Grab the make up and wig, hop in your little car and lets go to town!
Tinder douche: aye bby u DTF?
Girl: no but I'm D.T.C.
Tinder douche: what's that
Girl: I'm Down to Clown if u are
*pervert then leaves knowing he will not be able to sodomize with attractive female. He reasons its because "she was crazy"*
Girl: no but I'm D.T.C.
Tinder douche: what's that
Girl: I'm Down to Clown if u are
*pervert then leaves knowing he will not be able to sodomize with attractive female. He reasons its because "she was crazy"*
by jaybirdlaw November 11, 2015
Get the D.T.C. mug.O.C.D.-Obssessive Compulsive Disorder
Texts-messages received by a mobile device sent by another mobile device.
An O.C.D. text is when you constantly check your mobile device to see if you have a new text message but you still dont have any new texts. Sometimes the phone is checked multiple times within seconds and there are still no new texts.
Texts-messages received by a mobile device sent by another mobile device.
An O.C.D. text is when you constantly check your mobile device to see if you have a new text message but you still dont have any new texts. Sometimes the phone is checked multiple times within seconds and there are still no new texts.
Little Jonny: I just responded to Sally. Let me see if she texted back yet. Nope not yet.
5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.
5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.
5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.
Little Timmy: Stop checking your O.C.D. texts.
5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.
5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.
5 seconds later: let me check again. nope not yet.
Little Timmy: Stop checking your O.C.D. texts.
by ballerboy[07]94 March 2, 2011
Get the O.C.D. texts mug.What you should never lend to friends if it is imortant to you.
If you paid good money for it, it will get scratched easier.
It will also be lost faster.
A circular device that will scratch even though you know for a fact that it has never been dropped.
If you paid good money for it, it will get scratched easier.
It will also be lost faster.
A circular device that will scratch even though you know for a fact that it has never been dropped.
"Hey Bill, can I borrow that C.D. for a couple days to put on my Ipod?"
"Sure Frank, but don't lend it out to anyone, Ok?"
"Gotcha." Bill did not hear a word he said. Frank will never see the C.D. ever again in this world.
Three days later.
"Bill do you have my C.D?"
"Na man, I gave it to this really hot chick who really liked the band so I lent it to her."
"Well, what was her name so I can track it down."
"Forgot, she was really hot."
"Sure Frank, but don't lend it out to anyone, Ok?"
"Gotcha." Bill did not hear a word he said. Frank will never see the C.D. ever again in this world.
Three days later.
"Bill do you have my C.D?"
"Na man, I gave it to this really hot chick who really liked the band so I lent it to her."
"Well, what was her name so I can track it down."
"Forgot, she was really hot."
by Jacob Stewart March 13, 2008
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