Cryptocurrency

You click the button and then you have an imaginary electronic thing that fluctuates in value based on what Elon Musk tweets.

Bitcoin is a cryptocurrency that can make me very rich or very broke depending upon Elon Musk's mood that particular day.

by ReguloNacho June 15, 2021

Cryptic Dumper

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When you are having sexual intercourse with a girl and are about to ejaculate, you have her lay on her back and close her eyes as if you were about to goo all over her face. You then proceed to either A) stand over her (feet on either side of her torso), or B) kneel so that each of your legs are on either side of her body. When you both have assumed the position and she has her eyes closed, instead of ejaculating you proceed to poop all over her chest/body/torso area rather than goo-ing.

As an added bonus, you can proceed to laugh at her and then ejaculate onto her face.

This is called the Cryptic Dumper because after you complete this new fangled move, the person who got dumped on will be incredibly confused.

Jack: Dude I totally gave Rita the Cryptic Dumper last night.
Mark: Haha! I hope you then laughed at her afterwards to rub in the totally embarrassing moment!!
Jack: I so did...I laughed so hard...
Mark: I love you...
Jack: I love you too sweet prince...
(kiss)

by jaketd12 February 22, 2010

Cryptid Goldilocks Zone

The very tiny zone of species close enough to humans, where it's legal to have sex with them, yet far enough from humans where it's legal to kill them.

"Your turn, Frank. When you find Bigfoot, will you fuck him or kill him?"

"Well both options are legal, aren't they, because Bigfoot is in the Cryptid Goldilocks Zone."

by offender-go May 26, 2021

Cryptkeeper

people who post cryptic messages on facebook in an attempt to generate inquiries about their emotional turmoil.

(insert cryptic facebook status that is directed towards a particular person who probably also communicates in cryptic facebook statuses because they fail to communicate directly and instead elect to post cryptic facebook statuses for all of Facebook to see and comment on)

Homegirl is being a Cryptkeeper again on her Facebook status.

by googles33 June 24, 2010

cryptodaddy

A sugar daddy in cryptocurrency. Hardcore hodler. Usually drivers a lambo

Hey baby, do you need a cryptodaddy? Check my ripple bags.

by Florida__Man January 12, 2018

crypticveles

Only one of the best of clanners to ever play the LEGO game known as ROBLOX. He’s one hella roaster and sexy as fuck. Never mess with this guy, he’ll beat the shit out of you or make you run to your mama’s man tts

CrypticVeles 7-0’s Auzric

by BananaSucker123 June 3, 2019

CryptoCRIT

CryptoCRIT is an open-source Cryptocurrency project which facilitates a Cryptocurrency wallet for making payments. The associated Cryptocurrency is called CritCoin.

"Hey, Can you lend me some money?"
"I don't carry cash, I have CritCoins, you need that?"
"Yeah, CryptoCRIT is awesome"

by TheAbbie August 10, 2020