crokemshire

Scottish-sounding golf slang meaning one-over-par, a.k.a. bogey.

Scorekeeper: Willie, what did you get on that hole?
Willie: Ach! Write me down for another crokemshire.

by DaveIROC-Z May 20, 2007

Crymester

A period of crying because your forced to go to a school that you don't want to go to.

I had a major crymester yesterday because my parents are forcing me to go to a school I don't want to

by Hello im Baker February 9, 2010

Cykel

Russian word for pussymeisterlicker

I like how that cykel does his own goddamn work TOM

by ClintDownsyndrome December 7, 2015

Crikey there’s my bikey

When you want to save on shipping your bike

I need to crikey there’s my bikey because I don’t want my bike anymore

by Kaliiikiii June 1, 2018

privileged penis craker

The title a feminist gives a straight white male

Original

Feminist: shut up you privileged Penis craker!

by Big-Gay-Shaq-42069 June 17, 2018

cryer

When you take the last piece of wedding cake and shove it up your wife's asshole with your dick, pull out and make her eat the cum and cake off your dick.

Ethan: damn I can't believe I'm getting married today.

Zeke: yeah man, you gotta giver the a cryer tonight.

by DaddyDZeke April 21, 2017

Crike

Derogatory term for an Australian, especially the poor/homeless ones. Derives from the expression "crikey," popular in Australia.

I was going to the ice cream parlor yesterday when some crike asked me for money.

by sugariana May 30, 2017