Crumpet Muncher

A redcoat tea taxer.

Remember when we threw those fucking crumpet munchers' tea into the Boston harbor.

by Npet2301 April 13, 2022

Steamed Crumpet

Dropping a juicy, ripe, musky turd in the gym steam room, cranking the heat and then heading for the showers.

It was as if a demon had sucked the air out of old Dorian’s lungs when he stepped into the steam room and was over come by the vaporous fog of Cedric’s steamed crumpet.

by Dick Onchin February 5, 2023

tea & crumpets

something gingers eat for lunch

oh those tea & crumpets look nice

by GrannyNorma21 July 19, 2017

Donald Crumpet

Any depressing fact about Donald Trump that you must digest.

How many Donald Crumpets are in one newspaper?

by Ereck Flowers October 23, 2018

Protest Crumpet

Typically a late night snack undertaken just because you can and to no one is around to stop you. Alternatively it may refer to your partner refusing a Buttered Crumpet.

Just got warm in bed when I needed to wee so went to make a hot water bottle because I was freezing and now made Protest Crumpets because I needed them for the affront of standing in the cold kitchen.

by Myersrum February 15, 2022

Crumpet muncher

Crumpet muncher is a similar term to “curry muncher” the difference is it’s a insult to the British

“Shut the fuck up crumpet muncher”

by Ismellmymic February 20, 2021

Crumpet crippler

The act of shitting out the digested remains of a crumpet, placing it on one’s hand, and slapping one in the genitals until they orgasm uncontrollably leaving them paralysed.

Steve, I’m horny. Give me a crumpet crippler.

by Scousebirdcoleen October 10, 2019