Definitions by lyla1315

krinkle your crumpet 

Masturbating underwater. Usually referring to underwater female-masturbation, but not exclusive to females.

Jane spent so long krinkling her crumpet in the bath her cunt was pruney.

Don't krinkle your crumpets in the bath! I have to take showers in that tub!!!

krinkle your crumpet by lyla1315 February 3, 2015