Crigs

Slang name for testicles

Not getting that job was a real kick in the crigs.

by Al the Ulsterman July 2, 2009

Wearing the Crimson Mask

This is a "mask" that a person wears when they have been thoroughly beaten to the point where there whole face is covered in blood.

In Rocky 4, Apollo Creed was wearing the crimson mask before he died.

by Inspector Gadget September 7, 2004

craush

A crazy action only Hamoon is capable of, because it is so crazy and so Russian.

Hamoon craushed your mother last night, and has done so many times before.

by Kraijek April 14, 2004

Crimson knuckle-fuck

The act of fisting a girl when she's on her period.

I gave the missus a crimson knuckle-fuck last night.... it got messy.

by L1feLus7 April 1, 2009

Surf the crimson tide

Giving a girl cunnilingus during menstration.

It looked like Wong ate a red popsicle after he surfed the crimson tide.

by David Lee June 5, 2005

cris

Louis Roederer's Cristal. Arguably the finest champagne on earth, 55% Pinot Noir and 45% Chardonnay. Eloquent, intense, subtle nose with aromas of almond on an underlying theme of fresh white flowers.

P-Diddy ordered another bottle of Cris and remarked, "My goodness Jay-Z, these gossamer-like bubbles are so gladdening! Mmmm, such a full opulent attack, remarkable balance, exquisite finesse, and extraordinary length, don't you say?"

by Dan Fox June 11, 2003

BLOODS AND CRIPS

dumb motherfuckers who cant seem to get along. they're gangs
bloods wear red and crips wear blue. they're always killing eachother

why cant they just fuckin get along i mean come on

by irishmoron September 17, 2005