Cristiano Ronaldo

A player who lives rent free in more than millions of humans heads..does not possess the technical elegance of Ronaldo Nazario nor the ability to create amazing chances like Messi but is still the GOAT
He is clutch af

Cristiano Ronaldo is the best of all time. Nothing else

by FluffyMelon January 23, 2021

Cristiano’s Luck

The most luckiest football player ever. Gets penalties, tap-ins or a defensive error most of the times now and people out there tweet his name in caps.

Example: I got Cristiano’s Luck so I'll top in the exam somehow, even if I don’t deserve too.

by ModricBetterThanZidane February 2, 2021

Cristian

big man

Cristian is A VERY BIG MAN

by subtoMacaroniMan February 11, 2021

cristian mimis

cristian mimis is the real meaning of homosexuality.

john: who’s that boy?
me: it’s cristian mimis, he’s gay!

by dariamaria0910 April 11, 2021

Cristian

Shawty 😏

That is correct cristian shawty

by Thatiscorrectshawtyy May 26, 2021

Cristian

A type of person who is always alone and find peace within. A person who is not affected by anyone.

That guy is Cristian. He seems to be alone and doesn't care to anyone.

by Montemayorenoske June 8, 2021

Cristianoty

The official religion of ronaldo

The new religion of Ronaldo

“I have now converted to cristianoty”

by Cristianoty August 28, 2021