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Chapstick

The god and center of the world, to members of the Church of the Living Chapstick (.com).
Person A: That person uses chapstick so fucking much
Person B: Ya, they are a member of the church of the living chapstick.
Person A: WTF?
by Dylan keenen November 16, 2005
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Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC)

When a girl takes a stick of chapstick and rub it on her lips to the consistancy of petrolium jelly...Then she begins giving oral sex to a guy using the thick coating of chapstick to help her glide with ease...When he finishes in her mouth, she chomps on his dick a bites it off...She then uses th mix of chapstick and jizz to glue his penis back on
He no longer can use his dick after trying that Chinese Chapstick Chomp (CCC).

I tried CCC the other night and the feeling was horiffic.

The bitch was so mad at me that she CCC'd me.
by JayX30 February 28, 2010
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criptic

A person with an invisible disability.

Derivation: a combination of the word crip (originally a derogatory epithet now used by some disabled people to describe themselves) and cryptic (hidden or concealed).
Overheard conversation between two wheelchair users: "Don't criticise that guy for taking a handicrap - he's probably a criptic."
by Outovator February 17, 2018
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Crabstick-a-doodlie-deez

A word used to replace crap, because that's not very nice.
Ahhh u piece of crabstick-a-doodlie-deez. Go f*** urself
by LivvyMcMuffin August 12, 2019
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chopsticks taste like cardboard

the best name you could ever give yourself, and the true meaning of life.

the truth to life
no one can deny this unless you're not Asian. if you're not asian or don't know what chopsticks are, I pity you very deeply. you're missing out.
what the heck?! what are those?

it's chopsticks. chopsticks taste like cardboard

woah bro you're right...

yeah bro i know
by crumbledown October 28, 2019
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Chopstick

Sticking Two Fingers Inside of one asshole to spread it apart.
I Did the Chopstick on ur mom last night
by 1a2b3c3c2b1a February 17, 2021
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yellow chapstick

the act of q-tipping someone and then rubbing the q-tip around the rim of the anus, then kissing the anus
dude you bang cristina?

other dude: yea she was good to she wanted a yellow chapstick
by quecke707 July 19, 2011
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