Creasing

A word used by utter twats that do not know how to speak English.

Dave: "I was creasing last night"

Bill: "You're a cunt."

by ratedr98 February 24, 2013

redating

When two people who are broken up begin to date again. Usually happens when two people realize they are awful for each other but can't do much better.

"Is Tom coming to the movie?"

"He's hanging out with Shauna."

"What?"

"Yeah, they're redating."

by Lazek August 5, 2009

Cweating

Crying whilst wanking whilst eating

Chris is profusely cweating over Kate

by rantallen June 2, 2011

Creatinic

Adj. A person who is taking creatine and is now overly aggressive due to being dehydrated.

That SOB David has gone Creatinic. He benched 390 yesterday and then punched a baby in the face. WTF.

by 7SAOU July 21, 2011

Cheating Loop

When a couple back and forth cheats then gets back together.Over and over and get caught in a revenge fuck loop.

Daunte cheated on dane they got back together, then Dane cheated on Daunte. Now there caught in a cheating loop.

by jabel burns March 1, 2018

cheating on your barber

the ultimate betrayal a barber can feel

Person 1: Yo, I got sick of my barber, so I just tried a new one

Person 2: No! You shouldn’t cheat on your barber!

Me: Yea, You’re “cheating on your barber”

by croissants_and_milk March 25, 2022

Creatine-Megamind Paradox

The Creatine-Megamind Paradox as a well known theory which states that Megamind snorted creatine as a child making his brain grow which gives his head his distinguished look.

Yooo why is Megaminds head so huge bro?

Haven’t you heard of the Creatine-Megamind Paradox dude!?!

by Woocon June 2, 2022