crapstick

Chapstick with grosse stuff on the end of it. Usually from having dirty lips before application.

Dang, you just made some weird crapstick there. Yuck!

by satandracula November 25, 2009

crackstick

What someone uses when they are completely addicted to chapstick, like it's crack.

Could I get a hit off your crackstick? My lips hurt real bad.

by Amelia January 16, 2005

craptastic

It's for when something is so awesome that its crappy. Or it can be used to make the best out of a bad situation.

I just got my test back, its craptastic!!! All F's yay!!

by SOmE rAnDoM pErSoN January 25, 2005

crackstick

Slang for cigarette. Implies the fact that the person using the term knows that they are hopelessly addicted.

"Do you have a crackstick I could bum?"

by chickenfist November 9, 2006

crapstick

A log. Crapstick usually refers to the long and straight variety of logs. Different from a splat or the squitters. (Once used in a book by Jack Kerouac.)

I built a raft out of crapsticks and sailed the mighty Merrimack.

by Just Joe September 7, 2003

Chapstick

A code word for weed, marijuana, mary jane.

"Beep boop, uh hey could you hold my chapstick?"

by supraz777 June 5, 2008

crantastic

A combination of cranberry and the word 'fantastic'.

(After eating cranberry sauce)
Mmmm, it's crantastic!

by Paradocks December 12, 2008