A fictitious drink used to denote the lesser of two evils. Originally featured in the episode "The City of New York Vs. Homer Simpson", Homer was offered Mountain Dew or Crab Juice. After thoroughly detesting the Mountain Dew, Homer selected the Crab Juice (a flavor most would find detestable).
Brian: Would you rather use MS Office (and support Gate's economic control of the world) or struggle through Open Office to type your paper?
Kelly: I'll take the crab juice. Office seems easier.
Kelly: I'll take the crab juice. Office seems easier.
by xenoranger December 13, 2010
A rare and magnificent creature often killed in TF2. These harmless crabs won’t kill a soul and are better if protection is available. Do your part by preserving these spy crabs from poachers.
by Shadowfox1571 July 27, 2020
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When things aren't going to plan, for better or for worse, they are going "absolute crab."
Someone could also be an absolute crab if they are being a mad lad.
Someone could also be an absolute crab if they are being a mad lad.
"Man I can't believe we got disqualified"
"Thats's absolute crab bro that sucks"
"Shut up man you're being an absolute crab right now"
"Thats's absolute crab bro that sucks"
"Shut up man you're being an absolute crab right now"
by psees September 19, 2019
when intercourse occurs so many times or is rough, 1 has to walk a certain way to avoid feeling friction burn.
On the tv show last night, that scene was so rough, they both were crab walking for a couple of days.
by mwallace2202 June 02, 2015
1. A hilarious flash video based on the game series "Metal Gear Solid." Google "Crab Battle" to view.
2. When one man meets a Cave Demon.
2. When one man meets a Cave Demon.
by Mehro May 29, 2005
"Oooooh! Crab paste!"
by Shylock Cohen September 09, 2003