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sexual consent

Willingly having sex, without force, coercion, manipulation, intoxication, or trickery.
Only adults are competent to give sexual consent. No, 12 years old is not adult.
by FridgeRaider May 17, 2004
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conservatard

Combination of Conservative and Retarded, not often used because of the childish nature of the word.

This is also the flip side of libtard, which many consevatives believe is a witty insult to liberals.

"Conservatard" is most commonly used when conservatives dismiss facts, research, data, footage, and actual occurrences and instead repeat false accusations or meaningless facts loudly and repetitively so they either don't have to actually debate, don't have to do any research, or don't have to admit or realize they are wrong. Of course if they did any of these things problems could actually be solved, but they don't.

It can be frustrating debating with one of them because the debate doesn't go anywhere. They are not willing to further discussion to resolve issues, they are only concerned to shout their own bias and whatever useless facts or information they can find to support their bias they will use.

Fox news does a great job herding all these sheep.
"This conservatard won't look up tax rates from the Bush-era and how it directly drove 90% of the population wealth down and 10% wealth skyrocketing, all he keeps saying is how Obama is a Nazi.

He doesn't know any of the policies that have been passed or what is actually being changed in our government by the party he is defending. It's just so hopeless having a discussion with this person. I think I'll have a cookie and stop talking to him. Cookies are delicious anyway, screw him."
by poqbum October 28, 2011
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Conservacunt

A conservative teenager who also acts like a cunt. Tend to be intolerant towards people of different political ideologies, and tend to come from upper-middle class families.
"When McDonald's serves Filet Mignon, then they can pay their workers $15/hour"

"Dude, Andrew is such a conservacunt. He should try living on minimum wage."
by himynameisxtd July 17, 2016
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law of conservation of mass-energy

This observed scientific fact that disproves the idea of a creator, for the sum of matter and energy in the universe often change form to one another but get neither CREATED nor destroyed... give it up, religious fundamentalists.
God possibly represents the energy before the universe that exploded into the universe, but most certainly gets disproved as a separate person or entity, by the law of conservation of mass-energy.
by Supermanprime666 February 4, 2013
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conservation texter

1.one who have a irrational fear of text/typing full words
2.one who is to lazy to text/type full words so therefore they use abbreviations
1.janice stop conservation texting me and use real f***ing words
2.d*** are you going to keep conservation texting me all night or put together a coherent sentence
3. (from conservation texter) r.o.t.f.l. l.ol.
by oamaison1 July 1, 2009
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Conservation of Fat Theory

The total amount of fat in the world stays constant over time. Fat can never be created or destroyed, only gained or lost. When one person gains weight, another loses it, and vice versa.
Julia seems to be shedding off the pounds whereas Lois is now sporting some thunder thighs- it must be because of the Conservation of Fat Theory.
by siosays July 19, 2011
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Conservadouche

A conservative politician intent on belittling other's opinions, (not letting others talk) discussing how they're always right and people should listen.
Joe Scarborough is such a conservadouche.
by wallstacks October 25, 2011
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