Coolty

The act of being cool, mostly in product.

That new product is of total coolty

by Nerd Daddy August 28, 2010

Coof

To Coof is to take capsules, most commonly drugs through the penis. It is unexpectably the safest and best way to take caps as it avoids the liver and enhances the effects.

I love to fucking coof caps, it is so fucking amazing

by NegroMuncher March 3, 2019

comftable

Taken from comfortable, meaning when you make an extemely beautiful significant other seem less attractive, usually by means of weight gain untill you can still find them sexy, but most others would not. At this point your level of comfort increases because you don't worry about them cheating/ leaving as much, plus you've got someone soft to hold on to at night.

Friend: Hey, aren't you dating Attmattulah? She really let herself go...

Seth: Naw, she's just comftable.

Friend: I remember when I first saw her, she was sexy as hell...

Seth: And...

Friend: Now she's kinda fat, I wouldn't fuck her with Brian's dick.

Seth: YEEAAAHHH ! ! !

by Helljin April 8, 2006

coofy

Coofy is a new slang term meaning pussy.

Jim Jones from Dipset uses the word a lot.
Example: "I'll smack da coofy off ya head"

by TRiZ May 25, 2006

Coof

Coolness; Swagg; Cool Attitude; Extra Laid back

You are too uptight, you need more coof.

You are too uptight, you need more swagg/coolness.

by Pete Martin May 23, 2008

Coof

It's a mix of the words cunt and goof.

Can you get me a glass of water?

No.

Ur such a coof!

by Coof master December 2, 2009

COOF

COOF is a level higher then “oof”
COOF is also a gender neutral entity, COOF is neither male or female just COOF

Friend 1: Have you seen how ugly Colton’s new car is?
Friend 2: COOF

Doof Doof: Are you a boy or girl?
COOF: I am COOF!

by C00F February 27, 2021