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Consterbation

A person who conserves energy while masturbating so he or she can masturbate more later.
David focused on his consterbation carefully, anticipating many future masturbatory emissions in his not so distant future.
by Squirrelywolf October 10, 2018
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conservative kid

That one kid at your school that almost never talks. This individual watches "Ben Shapiro destroys liberals" type of videos on the daily, he would always start an argument with feminists. His behaviors is very much like that of an incel. He unironicly uses words like "libtard" and "cuck" and thinks anyone that's a liberal is a SJW. Someone expressing a thought that he considers slightly liberal will cause him to start an "argument" calling you one of the previously written words. The conservative kid also thinks using Pepe memes will "trigger the libs". Posts edgy and offensive memes and waits for someone to get offended just to call them a "triggered pussy". his taste in memes consist of bashing liberals and talking about how "fragile" they are, then proceed to make a tantrum when he gets in an argument with a liberal in the internet. Its common that the conservative kids favorite school subject is History and calls himself a "history geek". The conservative kid is, in other words, the right-wing version of a SJW.
person 1: Hey Son how was your first day of school?
person 2: Pretty entertaining, the conservative kid got in an argument with the classes feminists.
by rixxard April 6, 2020
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Conversation Hostage Situation

When you really dont want to talk with someone but are to respectful to tell them to fuck off
Oh my god I was in a Conversation Hostage Situation with James For two whole hours!
by Merrgear August 13, 2021
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delayed conversationalism

A rare disease causing people to constantly be one sentence behind in conversation without realizing it.
That guy with delayed conversationalism always ruins social gatherings, because he will accidentally insult people to their faces.
by Frank Hagglemann August 1, 2016
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Good Conversation

When there is a passing conversation between two friendly people, but for some reason it is awkward. The word “good” will be used several times and is usually repeated several times even in one a single trailing response.
"Good Conversation"

Evan: Hey Chris, how are things going?
Chris: Good, how are you?

Evan: Good. Did you have a good weekend?
Chris: Yeah it was good. How was your weekend?

Evan: Good…good
Chris: Good…

Evan: Alright, I’ll see you later.
by The Jerkst0re September 8, 2011
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Obvious conversation

An entire conversation discussed about nothing except obvious facts. Usually held on awkward blind dates, between coworkers, conversations between a father and his porn star daughter, or a douchebag who thinks he's smooth while trying to hit on a girl.
Rob: So, It's rained everyday this week.
Kelly: Yeah. It usually stops near September, though.
Rob: Mhmm.
Kelly: Yeah.
Rob: So did you watch the 49ers last evening? They lost.
Kelly: Yep. The score was 24-21, right?
Rob. Yes.
Kelly: Can you believe we have to go to work an hour earlier tommorow?
Rob: Yes.
Kelly: ...Okay this is a very obvious obvious conversation
by Beanstalker August 25, 2010
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