conkhead

adjective.

Used to describe ones cranial deformity.

see Nic Cester and mongoloid

"I just got done watching Jet's new video. The lead singer is such a conkhead!"

or

"I just got eye-raped by that conkheaded freak over there.."

by Ashley January 15, 2005

conchie

conscientious. apparently was used by middle-agers when they were teens.

"she's sitting in the front row.. what a conchie."

by kirst21 November 28, 2007

coño

a word used a million times in the movie Scarface

Coño man, Coñoooooooooooooo, coño look at those titties

by pipicaca September 21, 2004

Conch

A story or Statment that at first hearing apears to be normal but upon examination is a waste of time and not something that was worth saying in the first place

Similar to "Talking Shit"

When someone is talking conch they are talking just for the sake of talking and keeping conversation going.

James: "One time me and marcus got a bag of MnMs and just ate them"

Karl: "Thats not a story James! Stop Talking Conch!"

by Strang Entertainment December 31, 2009

Conch My Hole

The act of conching one's hole. An expression used to define a shitty experience or moment.

Faggot - "Dude do you want to go to church, and praise the lord?"
Rick - "No, I would rather conch my hole."

by stryfes13 December 8, 2013

coneheading

Coneheading is a sexual act that involves a male (or female) strapping a strap-on dildo around their head and using it to penetrate their male (or female) partner.

"man, I was so drunk I couldn't get it up last night, but she had a strap on so we were coneheading for hours!"

by matrix_sage November 24, 2015

La Conchita

A small coastal community in Southern California, between Carpinteria and Ventura.
A constant cause of traffic congestion because of it's awkwardly designed freeway access points. Also has a bike path right beside the freeway, which faggot bicyclists in spandex use a lot.
Quite a shitty looking place, even if it is on the coast.

If they bulldozed La Conchita traffic would flow much smoother.
Those fucking cyclists should be run over.

by naknumm August 29, 2007