preexisting condition

despite having a new girlfriend/boyfriend, sex with the ex is so good it must continue. Also known as Grandfathered in.

Guy 1: I cant go man I was up all night making sweet sweet love to Lisa.

Guy 2: Dude I thought you were seeing Veronica?

Guy 1: Lisa's a preexisting condition man! Shes Grandfathered in!!!

by ChiBlonde November 10, 2012

Meritorious Conduct

Conduct that is above and beyond the call of duty.
Going beyond what is the norm.

Behaviour that is extraordinary.

John has been awarded a medal for meritorious conduct while rescuing 5 people from a fire.

by Ivansteel May 28, 2006

code of conduct

A code of conduct is a tool to improve the behaviour of brainless slaves. This bible of good behaviour is mostly used by big corporates like Audit firms or BoA where its usual to have low expectations about natural common sense of employees. It can be in written or electronic form.

"Hey have a look at that auditor jerk, his social compentence is based on the E&Y code of conduct"

by ralphy1984 January 6, 2014

train conductor

a high school art teacher who commutes to nyc every weekend to get gang banged. also known as "conducting the train." Just as he conducts his art class, he conducts a pretty steady train as well.

"Wow I am pretty sure the teacher hit on me in art class."
"I am not surprised that guy is a total train conductor"

by xxbaldartteacherxx December 5, 2009

consuite

Hospitality room at a con

Where's the consuite so I can get some food

by thutt312 December 30, 2007

extreme condition goggles

Goggles that could make sure your eyes don't get cold in harsh weather. They can also protect from volcanoes, shrapnel, bullets, SHURIKEN, and sharp objects, like pencils.

"Take off those fucking EXTREME CONDITION GOGGLES you dweeb"

by k.o.h. January 13, 2008

Air Condition

In the 1% motorcycle club world, air conditioning means to riddle a house with bullets, as a sign of disrespect and and open declaration of war.

” We’re gonna have to air condition their clubhouse, if they step out one more time. That’s the truth brother.”

by PhilthyUprDarby January 18, 2018