It's when you do it doggy style, but instead of using a condom you use a sandwhich baggie. Without taking the sandwhich out. Just to get the squishy feeling of lunch meat inside you. Then when you're done, you do 69. Then you shove a live porcupine up her vagina & listen to her shriek. while she's shrieking, you hit her with a bus. Then you bake cupcakes, & AFTER taking the porcupine OUT, shove cupcakes up her ass & vagina, & stick it in there. Then throw the body in a nearby lake. Then eat the sandwhich as you watch her sink.
"Hey man, do you know where my mother is? I haven't seen her today"
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."
"Oh, sorry man, I gave her THE CONCORDIA last night. You wont be seeing her any time soon."
by Scott & Jenn July 2, 2006
Get the THE CONCORDIA mug.1. An event in which people with similar taste in music congregate to listen to said music in live performance
2. An event in which you pay a ridiculous amount of money to do shit that you could just do in a bar or a club.
2. An event in which you pay a ridiculous amount of money to do shit that you could just do in a bar or a club.
1. I'm going to see the concert at carnegie hall.
2. I'm getting dragged by my friends to this concert where I'll listen to shitty music blared through muffled speaker so it's barely audible while I'll rub up against other sweaty people who smell like scotch.
2. I'm getting dragged by my friends to this concert where I'll listen to shitty music blared through muffled speaker so it's barely audible while I'll rub up against other sweaty people who smell like scotch.
by scratchmaster101 January 27, 2011
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Convort: Behaving in a tart-ish manner, to romp, be friendly,sexually interesting, flirting etc etc..
by Court Jeremiah April 26, 2006
Get the Convort mug.Violinist who directs the violin section of an orchestra and plays solos in the absence of a soloist. Known for having the best skills and loudest violin. Must be arrogant with a large ego, otherwise will feel threatened by other members of violin section.
A female is known as a concertmistress
A female is known as a concertmistress
The concertmaster think's he's the shit. That's why he's the concertmaster.
by alexisnot January 6, 2008
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by Megan Redhead November 11, 2002
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by soundcloud.com/davisbmusic December 14, 2020
Get the Crispy Concords mug.Sadness felt by a TWFanmily member days, weeks, months, or years after being at a The Wanted concert. The Wanted have such amazing concerts that after you have experienced it, like a drug, you need more of it. Signs of this usually include, excessive fangirling, sadness, and excessive watching of videos featuring The Wanted on YouTube.
Katina: "Hey Isabel and Sarah, why are you guys so down?"
Isabel: "We just miss The Wanted so much."
Katina: "Same here, I've been watching so many videos of them!"
Sarah: "That's what we're doing right now! We need to see them again."
Katina: "Agreed. Girls, I'm afraid we have a serious case of Post The Wanted Concert Depression.
Isabel: "We just miss The Wanted so much."
Katina: "Same here, I've been watching so many videos of them!"
Sarah: "That's what we're doing right now! We need to see them again."
Katina: "Agreed. Girls, I'm afraid we have a serious case of Post The Wanted Concert Depression.
by Katina Sykes October 7, 2012
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