comfort character

a fictional character that makes you feel safe and happy.

peter parker is my comfort character <4

by dfghhhhhhh December 21, 2021

Common Nonsense

Phrase describing a popular belief that is held and promoted but which is not actually true.

False information that has not yet made the transition to Old Wives Tale.

Examples of Common Nonsense:

1. Corporal punishment improves behavior.
2. If you don't wear a hat you'll catch a cold.
3. Saddam Hussein was behind 9/11.
4. If you shave something the hair grows back thicker.
5. Your hair and nails keep growing after you die.
6. The world used to be a safer place.

by ctrlU October 4, 2010

commode paralysis

A condition often associated with excessive on-toilet gaming, or other time-distracting activities, resulting in temporary loss of lower extremity use.

Damn if I didn't just fall off the shitter! Got the commode paralysis. Couldn't move my legs or feel 'em neither...BUT I KILLED ON FORTNITE, WORTH IT!!!

by YAWA January 4, 2019

Ray Comfort

A Ray Comfort is a special kind of religitard that insists on constantly proving his ignorance. Not to be confused with poes, this is the real deal! See also: bibliophile

Alice: "If you call any other Christian on this page a 'bibliophile' I will ban you."
Bob: "Don't be such a Ray Comfort!"

by WOOOOFLA! January 2, 2014

Comfort

To soothe with gentle actions such as:
Back rub, back pat, a hug, or a kiss

She broke down in tears and her guy-friend tried to comfort her by giving her a back rub

by iiCandy_Pop October 30, 2016

common projects

A not very well known but expensive men's shoe brand. Their shoes are pretty chill.

It also makes other goods like bag.

Dude 1: Look at these Common Projects.
Dude 2: They're chill!

by Japon January 16, 2008

combo platter

To perform oral sex on the vaginal and anal region of a woman alternately while she is on her hands and knees.

Robert: I’m starving.
Betty: How about a combo platter?!

by Eye Six January 31, 2019