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Supreme Commander of the Arcane

A practitioner of the mystic or magic arts who has greater skills than all others or commands a greater portion of the ambient magical energies than any other organism on a given world or dimension. By definition, there can be only one Supreme Commander of the Arcane per world at a time.
by Quintin December 30, 2003
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Commander Pinktaurious

Commander Pinktaurious is also known as "gorncommander" He has a well liked and popular channel on the Youtube network.

He claims to be from the planet Nebulan 5 in a galaxy that earth refers to as The Triangulum Galaxy (also known as Messier 33 or NGC 598). It is a spiral galaxy approximately 3 million light-years away in the constellation Triangulum. The galaxy is also sometimes informally referred to as the Pinwheel Galaxy by some amateur astronomy references. Within Triangulum Pinktaurious resides in the Quadrant Otarcies, In the Nebulan Star System

Pinktaurious’s ability to communicate from outer space to Youtube has been questioned? His following explanation is intriguing at best:

“Light-years are meaningless when traveling through sub-space; also I have the ability to transmit messages to the earth on customary communication networks that are available to sub standard life-forms. While utilizing my ‘Ultra-Computer’ aboard my super ‘Stratastar’ warship, my Communications are transmitted to your inferior world via the ‘Great-Galactic-Grid’ and then downloaded to your minuscule 'World Wide Web'; my broadcasts have traveled trillions of light-years to reach you. My Nebulan Ultra-Computer and Image processors are the finest and of the highest quality known throughout the universe. I have the ability to exercise and tap into any planets communication arrays of my choice including the earth based video sharing website ‘YouTube’, ‘My space’, etc. the Nebulan Ultra-Computer can instantaneously broadcast video and audio through hyperspace using any language and method of my selection! Including E-mail which is an electronic message exchange protocol (electronic-mail) used on 20th and 21st century Earth.”

It is not know if Commander Pinktaurius from Nebulan is a hoax. The following quote is from a renowned ufologist who has asked to remain anonyms.

Please be advised, I am in great fear from the imminent Nebulan danger, not only for my country, but for the entire world. This advanced alien, Pinktaurius, is in my opinion the greatest threat to mankind since our creation! I have studied Ufology for years.

I am very convinced that Pinktaurius is evil and to be feared. His destructive potential is unimaginable. Humanity could be over in an eye blink. Time is short and we as the people of Earth must learn to work together and put behind us our petty disagreements that will soon be outweighed by the Pinktaurius threat.”
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by Dr. C. August 6, 2009
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Commander

When you cringe so hard you put your pointer and middle finger to your temple
"That was so cringey I commandered"
*Sees furry* *Commanders*
by Scrub Lord248 August 25, 2018
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commander chris

Commander Chris is the one who goes above the rest he is a step up from god himself a man who owns the best empire one that helps friendlies and kills enemies one that is also a step above the best them self. Commander Chris is a hero of undecidable quality a man who can only be labeled as "the Best" This mans real name is Chris, His friends call him Commander Chris and his enemies whimper when they see him hot girls think about this man at night. He enjoys anime cat girls and hanging with friends, Commander Chris is the best there ever was and will be there is no way in hell someone else could even be better then this man.
Damn Commander Chris is the coolest i strive to be like him-Guys, Man Commander Chris is so hot I want to fuck him - Girls
by Commander Chris April 23, 2018
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Asian meat commandeer

A asians term for homosexual, usually consists of the asian male commandering an other male's penis which satifies him.
Rob knewn a asian meat commandeer known as Josh. Josh commanded so much meat that he became famous for being a meat bandit.
by Fear_Hybrid January 28, 2007
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supreme commander

the sergent that commands all of the homosexual sex orgees that go on secretly in the bunks of military bases
Supreme Commander Johnson made sure everyone was doing their job while Bill and Ted were secretly fucking in the bunks of Fort Knox
by Nour and Devin June 21, 2008
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CommanderJinx

CJ rocks!
by CJinx June 27, 2004
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