Having a 20-30 minute vent session with a friend where you unload and perge all of your internal crap. You feel like a weight is lifted from you, figuratively and literally.
When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.
When you are done, you literally are lighter, more focused, and less full of emotional shit.
Lauren: Vicky, thanks so much for the emotional colonic yesterday, you're a great friend.
Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.
Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.
Victoria: No problem, life clogs us all up at some point.
Lauren: Ya, I just hadn't talked about hooking up with the guys from B2K and I just HAD to tell someone.
by Mike109999 August 29, 2018
Get the Emotional Colonicmug. Another word for diarrhea.
by Masturbabe May 8, 2023
Get the colon saucemug. When you shit all the next day because you had too much to drink the night before due to coronavirus.
Dude I drank an extra bottle of red last night and now I'm shitting so much I think I have colon(a)virus.
by c0l0n March 22, 2020
Get the colon(a)virusmug. Where you take any long metallic object and place it on something hot (or in boiling water) for an extended period of time, until it's at its peak temperature without melting. Then you take the hot metal object and ram into your ass as fast and hard as you can, effectively scorching the inside of your anus, and, if you play your cards right, your colon too!
by PEANUSMAN April 7, 2011
Get the Scorched Colonmug. Someone who is to poor to get a regular colonic in which they use the jet streams from a hot tub to siphon water in and out of ones butt.
Kara: Michelle I have a really hot guy taking me out on a date tonight. Do you mind if I come over and get a Redneck Colonic from your house real quick?
Michelle: Yes I do.
Michelle: Yes I do.
by SaltyIguana January 21, 2010
Get the Redneck Colonicmug. A term to describe a homosexual male.
Referers to the act of riding another man ass like a horse. hence making it cowboy like.
Referers to the act of riding another man ass like a horse. hence making it cowboy like.
by PCFAHQ May 19, 2005
Get the Colon Cowboymug. 