Clubship

A clubship is a friendship you make at a dance club. They are usually temporary, short-term, and superficial. They tend to be very informal.

Hey, bro, I have made so many clubships working as a promoter at Transit. It's crazy!

My clubships come and go, I'll dance and make some more.

by LingDanc803 August 16, 2017

Nutty Clegg

A Nutty Clegg is a cling on. A Nutty Clegg is where you don't wipe your arse after doing a shit and the poo dries up and sticks to Your arse hairs and can sometimes make you feel very uncomfortable. It is very painful to remove Nutty Cleggs.

My Arse is so itchy, I think I've got a Nutty Clegg.

by CleggMaster September 23, 2017

classy grandma

Used to keep conversation and comments appropriate. If you wouldn't say it in front of my classy grandma, you shouldn't say it at all.

STUDENT: "This assignment is bullshit."
TEACHER: "Let's keep it classy grandma, kids."

by Dizzy Mendoza May 20, 2016

Bingley Cloudy Fizz

Cheap lemonade with copious amounts of jizz and spit in

Dave: Bobby, you cunt! Why did you serve me a Bingley Cloudy Fizz?

by Greg_the_Smeg February 12, 2019

Not for me, Clive

Popularised by football co-commentator Andy Townsend, this is essentially an alternative way of saying “I don’t think so”.

The two main benefits are:
- it seemingly absolves you of any responsibility to say how you arrived at your decision
- it implies that whatever you’re judging is a load of nonsense that doesn't deserve further comment

Particularly useful when talking about a new-fangled, modern idea you can’t really get your head around.

“A cafe that only serves cereal? Not for me, Clive.”

by IfAnythingHe'sHitThatTooWell March 10, 2016

Cleveland Swirlie

Taking a mean shit in the toilet right before giving someone a swirlie.

Lets give those nerds some cleveland swirlies.

by A WHITE GUY July 2, 2014

Clitingles

When a woman’s clitoris gets aroused and tingles.

My wife said “When you touch my nipples, it gives me the clitingles.”

by Chucktastic68 June 2, 2018