When a cheap prostitute (normally Ukrainian) circumcises you with her teeth because you owe her money.
Bob: God she's so cheap
Carl: yeah but don't try to stuff her on the little bit of cash...
Bob: why not?
Carl: Have you ever heard of a Ukrainian circumcision? *shows bandaged penis*
Carl: yeah but don't try to stuff her on the little bit of cash...
Bob: why not?
Carl: Have you ever heard of a Ukrainian circumcision? *shows bandaged penis*
by PussNBoots October 1, 2015
Get the Ukrainian Circumcision mug.In committing circumcide, the jewey mohels still suck sucking many a bloody baby cock, while America failed to protect and respect a jew by banning circumcision, which if it had could've helped release stigma attached to barbarian stupidity, and could've showed Hitler a more powerful way to help stop circumcide by civilizing the savages rather then finding it necessary to put'em completely out of their misery in such a way that was deadly. If America had self worth sufficiently recognized it would've banned circ. and not let a jewey stock investor fall out cause a great depression, America on it's game that way would've helped Japan know better than to attack Pearl Harbor, if anyhow war a more considerate president banning circ. could've also known one warning shot nuke at most on side of human population could've shown with better communication to get Japan to surrender rather than assuming it necessary to nuke them twice directly.
by Joven January 7, 2008
Get the circumcide mug.One time a few wiffens past when kings, queens and jesters roamed the world, there was a king. He did bad things. He was a crooked king who wrongfully burned birds, chopped up chinese people, and threw their remains into his moat. On a certain day the albinos got fed up with his wrong doings. The albinos never did like to get tortured with red hot shafts being impaled into their belly buttons, how could you blame them anyway?
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.
They snuck into the castle via the dungeon, they battled his hideous freaks that lurked in the dungeon and worked their way upstairs. To his bedroon they went where he lay sound asleep. They captured him, not a peep was heard by the guards who stood right outside of his bedroom door. They threw him from his window and had the most angry albino of the clan decapitate him. He swung, and missed, only slicing the top portion of his skull off completely.
The kings name was... Sir. Comesized.
The reason for the beheading of him... He was a dick.
by T-Jayzel May 27, 2005
Get the circumcised mug.jews laugh at uncircumcised men, moo hah hah I am superior. jews punish uncircumcised men by smacking them in the face with their own penis. alex it's time for your punishment or you will be sucking my cock instead so put your face up bitch "smack" "wack" alex: ow' uncircumcised cunts: "I'de like to be smacked in the face with your cock aswell" alex: " come on ryan and dave lets do it together!" uncircumcised cunts: YEAH!
by anonymous April 1, 2005
Get the circumcision mug.Used to describe a morbidly skinny individual with very large facial/cranial features. Closely resembles the morphology of a circumcised penis.
Being circumcised is a very common trait in overweight individuals who, for whatever reasons, have rapidly lost a substantial amount of weight.
Being circumcised is a very common trait in overweight individuals who, for whatever reasons, have rapidly lost a substantial amount of weight.
1) ...Pointing at a crackhead with a swollen face, "That individual is most certainly circumcised."
2) After his bout with bubonic plague, the once 418 pound man had been circumcised.
2) After his bout with bubonic plague, the once 418 pound man had been circumcised.
by estupido April 13, 2005
Get the circumcised mug.A Muslim Circumcision is when 2 guys lay on their backs with their dicks standing tall and another person throws an airplane with a razor blade attached into them.
Guy 1: Hey why didn't Jim and Don come into work today?
Guy 2: Oh you didn't hear? Dons wife decided to do the ole Muslim circumcision on them last night.
Guy 2: Oh you didn't hear? Dons wife decided to do the ole Muslim circumcision on them last night.
by Awwtism December 23, 2018
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A terrible drain on society who can expect to acomplish no more in life than my semen will in going down the shower drain!
See also Allan!
A terrible drain on society who can expect to acomplish no more in life than my semen will in going down the shower drain!
See also Allan!
You over circumcized fuck you remind me of allen!
Man i can see why you are so angry! The doctor created one over circumcized fuck! (girl said to allen)
Man i can see why you are so angry! The doctor created one over circumcized fuck! (girl said to allen)
by The Magnum March 17, 2008
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