The molten explosive rectal discharge that occurs following a meal at Chipotle's. Causes include E Coli, Norovirus, or "farm fresh" fecal laced hands included at no extra charge.
Dude, I need to stop at Macy's and score some new jeans. Chipotlerrea just blew out the trou I wore to lunch.
by Burritos For Breakfast April 4, 2016
Get the chipotlerrea mug.A type of anemia one suffers from after long-term bloodloss via the rectum from consuming too much Chipotle. This is most common with individuals who purchased Billy Mays Chipotlaway product, and increased their consumption of Chipotle, since the underwear blood-staining effects of Chipotle were no longer a concern.
Dude, i'm a little concerned about your health. Ever since you purchased Chipotlaway, you stopped worrying about the massive blood stains in your undies. I'm afraid all that bloodloss will make you a chipotlanemic.
by prairiedogboy July 4, 2012
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Enjoying the fine cuisine that is Chipotle Mexican Grill, in a manner consistent with and to the extent of performing cunnilingus on a woman.
by Jtsnowedin3 July 7, 2014
Get the chipotlingus mug.The active ingredient in America's favorite burrito that leads to guaranteed digestive regularity in some 8-12 hours after ingestion.
Side effects initially include diaphoresis (profuse sweating), intestinal discomfort, mild flatulence, and sense of impending doom, once Chipotlax has achieved successful evacuation of gastrointestinal obstruction these side effects subside leaving the patient in a state of intense, often euphoric, relief with a slight but bearable feeling of inflammation or burning at the anal site. In some cases, Chipotlax has been known to cause addiction disorder driving some individuals to a marked dependency on burritos and guacamole. While burrito-dependency is common, researchers believe its effects to be benign, especially when weighed against the lasting gastrointestinal benefits associated with appropriate dosage levels of Chipotlax. Chipotlax is not for everyone. Actually, nevermind; it is. Consult your physician before ordering a burrito bowl, he or she would probably like you to pick one up for them as well, since you’re already going that way anyways.
by BurgWords September 15, 2015
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Introduced by the ghost of Billy Mays on a South Park episode titled 'Dead Celebrities'
Introduced by the ghost of Billy Mays on a South Park episode titled 'Dead Celebrities'
Holy shit, I love Chipotle but it makes my underwear all bloody afterwards, ah hell, I might resort to Chipotlaway over giving it up.
Hi! BILLY MAYS here for CHIPOLTAWAY! Here's how to order!..
Hi! BILLY MAYS here for CHIPOLTAWAY! Here's how to order!..
by billy mayzuh October 7, 2009
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Don’t go in there for 45-55 min, it was full chipotlcray getting it out.
Kanye’s next album should be 20 tracks of incessant whining, and it would be better than his last 2 combined. Swag.
Kanye’s next album should be 20 tracks of incessant whining, and it would be better than his last 2 combined. Swag.
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