bob (points to laquisha): "god, that is one horrific looking shit chimp!"
mike: "i know, that nig is hitting at least 400 pounds!"
mike: "i know, that nig is hitting at least 400 pounds!"
by nig_stomper2 April 14, 2010
Get the shit chimp mug.A variety of chimp which has mastered the rudiments of speech. These creatures inhabit urban areas, attracted to cities by burger bars such as McDonald's. They can be trained to drive motor vehicles, which they frequently steal. Also known as nignogs.
My car's been nicked!
Must've been a talking chimp. There are thousands around here. Blame McDonald's.
Must've been a talking chimp. There are thousands around here. Blame McDonald's.
by Benny Twadge April 27, 2009
Get the talking chimp mug.A hick with poor motor skills and no social skills. Hick chimps can often times be seen sporting crew cuts, flat tops, or mullets. It is not uncommon for hick chimps to have hot sisters that bang entire football teams.
Look at that hick chimp watching Nascar while his sister gets butt fucked by that faceless football player.
by Ronald Mexico November 14, 2006
Get the Hick Chimp mug.Terrance: Them fools Jamal and Treshawn be gettin physical once again over the last bowl of Frosted Flakes, nigga damn. They ain't even had no milk! Can't believe a nigga been forced back to the hood to live with these Welfare Chimps.
by allseeingwiseone. August 20, 2018
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Get the 7th Chimp mug.The fat stupid guy at work that sucks up to the boss, spouts simplistic platitudes, and thinks he is more experienced because he has worked there 20 years but you always seem to be fixing his fuck ups.
The office chimp at work came over to help me. I just wanted him to get away from me because he annoys me and he fucks things up all the time.
"There's no 'I' in team, that's what I always say." The office chimp stated.
Just to be a dick to him and hopefully drive him away, I brought up Maureen's promotion that he was hoping to get.
"It's okay, good things come to those who wait. I will get it next time." The office chimp replied.
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought to myself. Would you just go the fuck away.
Our boss walked by, and the office chimp stopped what he was doing and fucked up the order of my documents in the process.
"How are you doing today Frank?" the office chimp said overly cheerful.
Frank answered, "Good, glad to see you helping out over here."
"Got to teach these young guys, I have been here 20 years and they can learn a lot from me. Of course the people are our most important asset too! We wouldn't be anywhere without them and we need to step in and show we appreciate them." the fucking moron office chimp said.
"There's no 'I' in team, that's what I always say." The office chimp stated.
Just to be a dick to him and hopefully drive him away, I brought up Maureen's promotion that he was hoping to get.
"It's okay, good things come to those who wait. I will get it next time." The office chimp replied.
Jesus fucking Christ, I thought to myself. Would you just go the fuck away.
Our boss walked by, and the office chimp stopped what he was doing and fucked up the order of my documents in the process.
"How are you doing today Frank?" the office chimp said overly cheerful.
Frank answered, "Good, glad to see you helping out over here."
"Got to teach these young guys, I have been here 20 years and they can learn a lot from me. Of course the people are our most important asset too! We wouldn't be anywhere without them and we need to step in and show we appreciate them." the fucking moron office chimp said.
by Nutzen YerMouf May 9, 2018
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