Fact-Checkers

Paid informants to promote globalist agendas, spread misinformation, and facilitate censorship of truth.

I can't share the true information with you because the fact-checkers flagged my post.

by Commandercuddles January 19, 2021

Checked out

The days leading up to your vacation/holiday, when you are no longer interested in work. You show up for work, but you are mentally "checked out."

I need to complete this project, but my vacation starts in two days. I can't seem to concentrate. I've completely checked out.

by heathenkitties December 16, 2016

Checkings Accounts

A term used by people who lack basic, everyday intelligence or understand simple banking/financial terms.

Bank Member: I'd like to make a deposit to my checkings accounts.
Bank Teller: You mean you have more than one checking account?

by PantherPride20-17 December 31, 2009

Checking the Cookies

Similar to the classic Dutch Oven, but rather ones ownself farts and peaks inside to get a whiff of their own medicine

“Oh man that was a good one (fart), I’m gonna check the cookies!”

“Dude, stop checking the cookies, your letting all your ass breath out of your blankets and it’s stinking up the room”

by Corbear123 May 27, 2018

Check your temperature

To figure out where you stand with someone.

I have to check your temperature before we hangout to get a feel of you first.

by Djjjjjjjjjj March 24, 2021

Virtual Reality Check

The need to take care of practical things after an extended period of time on the interweb, gaming or watching action movies.

Mom: Ryan, you've been playing Warcraft on line since yesterday and the dog needs to be walked. Seriously, it's time for a virtual reality check!

by Neesied69 August 8, 2012

shit house pecker checker

A man that peers up over a bathroom stall wall to gaze at another man urinating or deficating.

Dude, I was taking a crap and that shit house pecker checker peeped up over the wall to look at me and my junk. What a mo!

by festus 1 November 6, 2012