fat cell

A guy filled with energy with his cells having expanded 10-100 times their original size He usually fills roads, and airports single-handedly.

Look at that massive fat cell. He is a moving roadblock filled with energy. He takes the road.

by king KINDER BAR November 26, 2018

Statue of Cellberty

The act of holding your cell phone up above your head to get better reception. While doing so, one looks like they are holding the torch as Lady Liberty does.

If you perform the Statue of Cellberty in the basement office, you may be able to send that important text

by babarrackass April 24, 2011

Big Dick Ceballos

A overconfident man that in reality doesn't have a big dick but says that to help cope with the measurement of his dick. & is currently in B.I.T.C.H .

P1-"Hey did you here about Big Dick Ceballos ?"
P2-"Nope, never heard of him."

by Jonnhy Nitro July 18, 2018

splinter cell'd

to sneak up either behind or above someone and attack them causing an instant death.

OH! You just got splinter cell'd!

by Kharano March 31, 2005

cell phone

Small silver block that characters on detective television shows,all the CSIs, and "House" pull out of their pockets when the writers can't get off the bong long enough to come up with a better plot device. This cube magically give the characters the next surprising clue which allows the story to dangle or move to its surprise ending, depending on how close to the end of the hour it is. See DNA EVIDENCE

Plot direction:
Caruso:I'll see you in hell/jail/syndication.
(reach into pocket for cell phone) Caruso (pause, adjust glasses, or draw back sport coat to get good handle on waist). I'm coming in.
Peripheral Snarky CSI Staffer: Who was that?
Caruso: They found-the murder weapon/killer/a time slot for CSI Des Moines.

by Pantaloon January 12, 2008

sperm cell

A waste of space

You a fucking sperm cell.

by Trasher.yzy May 28, 2017

cell me about it

When a person doesn't want to have to have to read a long story via text so they tell the person to call them on the cellphone and tell them about it.

Erin: OMG... saw the guy i hooked up with last wknd and we had a crazy convo!

Laura: cell me about it!

by Carl Van December 21, 2009