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countdown

a kool ass tv game show programme which makes fuck all sense and the winner doesn't get any money from it
countdown is koo lets go watch it
by fred September 29, 2004
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count up

To recognizably obtain a large sum of money at once, usually money obtained by illegal means.
"Count up!" - Young Scooter

"Five-thousand a day in the trap. Gucci money. Count up!"
by LVVL December 5, 2013
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body count

body count is basically how many people youve had sex with
jayden:yo what ur body count last night
chris:you know man its always 10 hotties per night that get to have sex with me
by daddywantsome November 22, 2019
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Counter Strike

1. An online game where a massing of 13/14 years olds congregate to show off whose voice is developing quicker.
2. Game where if someone has a positive score in a match, he is spammed with clan invites from the shitties of Leaders.
3. An exciting online game where Counter-Terrorists and Terrorists give fight to eachother with characters wielding AK-47s and an undeveloped voice.
4. Those where the lifeless hang out and accuse eachother of having an aimbot and threatening to turn their programs on. They often whine to admin about this, asking for boots.. and votebans which everyone disregards. When they finally get two kills without dying, then die first on their team.. they throw 13 year old hissy fits and ridicule everyone on their team for a his death.. which came from stepping over his own grenade.
<Start of Counter Strike Match>
Kid one: Alright team, let's move out!
Kid two: Roger. Watch out for Zerging.
Kid one: Will do-- :: dies ::
Kid two: You alright?
Kid one: Does it look like I'm all right, fucker? I just fucking died you dipshit! WTF.. That fucker is aimbotting so fucking bad.. and look no one is fucking planting the bomb.. omfg..I hate this fucking game! FUCKING HACKERS!!1 I'm going ot turn my aimbot on and own them.
Kid two: I saw you chuck a grenade and flash yourself. You killded yourself.. =\
Kid one: Fuck this server. It's full of hackers. <Disconnected from Server>
by Louiecaca August 16, 2006
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Count Blumpkula

The wonderous act of receiving a blowjob while stuffing your face full of Count Chocula ceral.
"Would you like to share a bagel for breakfast?"

"No, thanks. I paid my neighbor's son $12 to give me a Count Blumpkula, and I'm stuffed."
by ZombeeJeezus November 18, 2009
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spurt count

the number of times you ejaculate cum during an orgasm.
what your spurt count bruh?
by kam75xx February 6, 2019
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Counter Stike

by cs now how September 7, 2004
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