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Casting Party

A party where all the participants hold a bottle of alcohol (Mad Dog, Jack Daniels, Tequila,...) in their hand and then wrap it in tape - so much tape that it looks like their hand and wrist look like they are wearing a cast. White tape - especially white Hockey tape - is the best to use. It holds tight when wet, and really looks like a cast when enough is applied.

Once the "cast" has been applied, the bottle is opened, and the cap is thrown away. The bottle can only be removed when it has been emptied. By the time that happens, doing a "high five" with someone else (using their cast hand) is typically the method of celebration. Cut and sliced hands are not uncommon - but you're so wasted it doesn't matter!

Note: If you are a "pro" you can cast BOTH hands! This brings in certain factors. Most immediate is recruiting someone when you have to pee. Usually this is your girlfriend, though anyone of the opposite sex will do. This can start - or end - a relationship. This is a remarkably good icebreaker, especially if she is also wasted!
I was so wasted last weekend. I went to a casting party and woke up with broken glass in my hands.
by T-Reno December 7, 2010
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Biscuit Canning

Slam your boner on the edge of a counter until it splits open and doubles in size. Kinda like leaving a hot dog on the grill too long...

Remember...girth is what it's worth.
Ended up biscuit canning myself because that hoe had birthed many children. Couldn't measure up till I biscuit canned my schlong.
by FarkMeRunning October 13, 2017
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Catting

To make a cardboard cut out in a cat shape and prop it up in the middle of a road to test driver reflexes at night. Often done for entertainment purposes.
Last night, I went catting and every single car that went by hit our fucking cardboard cat.
by Tabasco Sauce March 16, 2009
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cunting

The process by which heterosexual men gather in packs to identify and engage women with whom to have casual sex.
Check out those bitches over there dawg. Time to bust out the spears and go cunting.
by DTP4L4L April 25, 2009
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Cunting Arse Sausage

A very good insult. Used by the limeys at stripcreator.com
dcom, you are such a cunting arse sausage.
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canning

A form of hazing that involves throwing a lower classman into a garbage can to amuse Seniors and Juniors.
A group of Seniors finds a Freshman and picks him off his feet. They then precede to take said Freshman and throw him in the trash can, thus "canning" him. Generally this is accompanied by shouts of protest from the victim and laughter by everyone else.

Occasionally said hazing can result in a fist fight.

Origin: Terra Linda High School, Marin County.
by TLcruelty December 29, 2009
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