chayse canon

just the best person not 4"1 or stupid and is way beter than chris and is better than chris at everything else
Person 1: Dude I just saw a little chocolate cupacake who tripped on her own shoelace and accidently KILLED five babies!
Person 2: Oh yeah! that was chris, he just sucks at everything and is not like Chayse canon who is cool beans! chayse is cool
by chayse canon February 14, 2023
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Liz Canon

Liz Canons are one of a kind, and very hard to come by. They like to pet dogs and play volleyball. They also love starbucks and sing the national anthem better than any celebrity guest at the Super Bowl. The are really smart, tell great jokes, and are very nice to under and upper classmen alike. If you find yourself a Liz Canon, you are very very lucky.
-Wow that girl is such a good outside hitter and libero.
-I heard she plays the French horn too.
-Then her name must be Liz Canon.
by fortnitewizard27 December 05, 2018
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Canon G7X Mart II

A small sexy fucking nigger camera of a fucking sexy one. Flipup camera is fucking nigga sexy.
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Canon G7X Mart II: gets fucked so hard its number 1 camera
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Clown Canon

When a person sticks a small clown, living or not, in their genitalia as a form of sexual pleasure.
"hey did you hear what he did last night? he totally did a clown canon"
"wait seriously? i was wondering where my clown doll went!"
"dude you should burn that thing, he never cleans down there"
by maggafun November 04, 2022
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Tacobell Canon in D

Da most popular light-classical selection dat da local fast-food joint plays over their Muzak speakers.
I love soft chamber-music as much as anyone, but it can still get a trifle tiresome hearing dat same cloyingly-sweet-toned Tacobell Canon in D played at least once over da diner's PA-system on every occasion while I'm chowing down my favorite lunch.
by QuacksO April 11, 2019
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Canon

When you spray Semen into little balls and then put it back in and pee it out at her (radley)
by Emeraso. July 13, 2023
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Canon

The absolute hottest man ever with a huge cock and an even bigger ass
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