Suez Canal

(Verb) The unfortunate situation of taking a massive cargo ship sized poop in someone else toilet and clogging it horizontally. Upon flushing, the huge turd becomes a buoyant floater and then after the flush it spins horizontally thus blocking the toilet hole. A precarious situation because flush after flush accomplishes nothing and using a plunger to break it in half will cause a catastrophic mess. The large poop must me repositioned by hand or cut in half by a high pressure stream of piss.

At Stacy's house party.
Todd: "Hey Brian I need some help. I just Suez Canal(ed) Stacy's toilet and that poop ain't moving."
Brian: "Ooof we better take care of this before one of the girls sees it. That's one hell of a Suez Canal! I'm gonna try to cut it in half with my high pressure piss after drinking these 10 Bud Lights."
Todd: "Thanks so much man! Should we just reposition it by hand or throw it out the window."

Brian: "That's a negative, we might be seen. Also Todd here's a little advice, you should consider wiping when you're at a girls party."
Todd: "Thanks again for the advice man! Let's try to cut this thing in half with piss before someone else shows up!"

by UncleDaddyPopPop May 16, 2022

canal Danned

Getting ‘Canal Danned’ is when you get so drunk you fall off a boat usually into a canal.

I got so Canal Danned this weekend, I barely was able to tie off my boat.

by St Clair Shores bandit August 3, 2023

Canal Mouse

A person who engages in shady shenanigans. Similar to a 'hood rat' but demure.

She was seen canal mousing at Walmart.

He's a real canal mouse.

by Mndkd1999 April 18, 2025

cross the canal

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IM CROSS THE CANAL , fuck son

by CTCDOPEHEAD October 13, 2022

boob canal

Basically cleavage, its for flat-chested girls, instead of a little area for storing things like the big-boobers, there is just a little canal between boobs.

Douche-canoe 1: I totally licked that girls boob canal last night.
Douche-canoe 2: Aw, that's rad, man!

by IHAVEALOTFFREETIME August 26, 2014

Blocked canal

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.

"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."

by The woodstoners August 23, 2016

Chattanooga root canal

When you're receiving a blowjob and you knock out the giver's teeth with your dick.

"What happened to that homeless man's teeth?
"Probably too many Chattanooga root canals."

by freepanda September 29, 2017