by milfs 101 June 3, 2022

Basically cleavage, its for flat-chested girls, instead of a little area for storing things like the big-boobers, there is just a little canal between boobs.
Douche-canoe 1: I totally licked that girls boob canal last night.
Douche-canoe 2: Aw, that's rad, man!
Douche-canoe 2: Aw, that's rad, man!
by IHAVEALOTFFREETIME August 26, 2014

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.
i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too
by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018

by freepanda September 29, 2017

When you ejaculate into someone's ear, causing them to lose their ear virginity, and then you suck the ejaculate and other ear fluids out to clean it.
by s.exe December 21, 2016

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.
by The woodstoners August 23, 2016
