Blocked canal 

When a man atempts anal sex with a woman who has been constipated for many days in order to clear the blockage/release the pressure.

"Jimmy tried to give me the blocked canal last night but despite his efforts he didn't succeed."

Blocked canal by The woodstoners August 23, 2016

delaware canal 

When you ejaculate into someone's ear, causing them to lose their ear virginity, and then you suck the ejaculate and other ear fluids out to clean it.

My ears were dirty and we were horny, so we tried the Delaware canal.

delaware canal by s.exe December 21, 2016

Cream Canal

a lumen filled with, somewhat sticky cream like substance, normally ejaculated from a male penis.

While bending over and tying his shoe in the prison yard, little Ricky's cream canal was filled by Maurice.

Cream Canal by QueenB85 February 3, 2017

cock canal 

Any bodily orface on a man or woman that has been a travel passage for more dicks than anyone can count.

Can also be used as a random insult.

Have you seen the cock canal on her?

Shut your cock canal you flaming faggot!

cock canal by Thunderballs26 January 17, 2018

turd canal

a little river that must be expand into big river. where the brown trout swims, do not eat, is poisonous. the water is brown, do not drink, is also poisonous. put your penis in it and slide it around until the spooge erupts. the river loves you if she didn't shoot you for doing this.

i put it in her turd canal and she pull her gun and shoot me. is failure.

i put it in her turd canal and she suck it clean when finish. is love and a bit of something else too

turd canal by kinky_donkey_punch69 May 25, 2018

Birth Canal Pals 

When your friend fucks your mom.

Spent the night with your mom last night jeff, were birth canal pals now.

Birth Canal Pals by Wicksterr June 5, 2018

Florida Canal Cake 

When two homeless men find a Florida canal. First homeless man gets on all fours pointing his butt at the canal, the other straddles him in the same direction and poops down the first homeless man crack. The turd flows down and hits the water. The water is then used to make Walmart cake.

“Dude, if I’m going to your birthday I’m not having that Florida Canal Cake.”

“If I have to eat Florida Canal Cake, I’m going to leave the party”

Florida Canal Cake by 29072201 July 8, 2018