Beef Stew Swirly

When three people (excluding the person recieving the swirly)
Poop in the toilet, then dunk the persons head in the bowl. After making sure the person has recieved plenty of beef (shit) the three add the broth by urinating on the reciever of the swirly.

Chad would forever regret his racist joke after three hispanic gentlemen gave him a beef stew swirly.

by RaindancerF November 28, 2011

Beef Stroganoff

When a girl throws up on you while gagging on your penis

She beef stroganoff all over me, when she tried to sallow my cock

by Chop12 December 13, 2016

beef bologna

Popularized by the 80's west coast punk band Fear, the phrase refers to any penis that is of exceptional size and girth.

"She don't like salami, she don't want pastrami, she don't want a chicken, she don't want a roast; she just wants a double dose of my beef, beef, beef, beef bologna!"

by JMDs September 10, 2008

Stew Beef

Also known as J-Stew, Stew Beef is Tracy Morgan's nickname for Jon Stewart, given to him on April 15, 2010.

Tracy: STEW BEEF!!!

by Giovanni Mann April 18, 2010

Beef Taquito

With an uncircumcised penis, you have anal sex with a nasty street whore. After you pull out there is shit and corn in the fore skin

After drilling that bitch in the ass, I pulled out and had shit and corn in my turtleneck, it looked like a beef taquito.

by souperpig December 23, 2008

Beef robe

The excess fat on a big woman.

1. Damn check dat beef robe on dat bitch yo!
2. That bitch might look good if she took off that beef robe.

by Gert B. Froab September 18, 2007

Beef Barkley

The act of spreading your asscheeks and wiping your asshole across the face of someone else who is sleeping.

Guy 1: I'll never go camping with that guy again.

Guy 2: Why not?

Guy 1: I woke up to him giving me a Beef Barkley.

Guy 2: That's just wrong man.

by O.D.B.O.D'd September 4, 2013