Bulbonk

The act of having sex with inanimate objects that serve a purpose other than its original intent (usually fruit).

Yeah, I bulbonk fruit. Melons are my favorite. Oranges kinda hurt though. Sometimes I go crazy and bulbonk where doorknobs used to be.

by WolfMeister June 12, 2012

button on a fur coat

A small penis among a mound of pubic hair resembling a button in a fur coat.

"Did you see Ryan's tiny schlong? It looks like a button in a fur coat."

Did you see Ryan's schlong? It looked like the button on a fur coat.

by cakesnshit November 8, 2014

Bolton break

During a zoom quiz; when one must leave abruptly to attend to urination or any immediate domestic task without announcing their sudden absence; planning to return in the style of English quizzer Andy Bolton.

Di: “Where’s Andy? “
Gerard: “He must be on a Bolton Break.”
Ken: “I believe I’ll take one too while he’s away.”

by Onewholinks July 19, 2023

taco button

Synonymous with clitoris. So called, because it resembles a button and is often found above a female's labia majora, whose appearance is sometimes described as taco-shaped in nature. Thus, the term taco button was born.

Pressing the taco button often leads to instant satisfaction.

by Pope Mahmood The Fourth April 8, 2007

Cheese Button

The place on a baby that facilitates the 'emission' of 'cheese' ie: solid curds resembling a web of mozzarella

"Man, what happened you??!! You like an extra out of "Ghostbusters"

"I just hit the baby's cheese button"

by Annie's Mum May 11, 2009

Jack_Burton

When somebody is in so much denial that they don't know when they have or have not done something. This can occur for a number of reasons, such as somebody telling a lie so much that they have convinced themselves its true.

Bernard is such a Jack_Burton, he still thinks he has done that homework.

by Jamnes December 10, 2013

Ham Buttons

Refers to the nipples of a particularly fat woman.

Holy shit look at da ham buttons on those look like a stack of checkers pieces under there.

by CaptainFluffernutter May 1, 2015