Bulbonk

The act of having sex with inanimate objects that serve a purpose other than its original intent (usually fruit).

Yeah, I bulbonk fruit. Melons are my favorite. Oranges kinda hurt though. Sometimes I go crazy and bulbonk where doorknobs used to be.

Bulbonk by WolfMeister June 12, 2012

Bubbonk 

1. When a person Bonks to an extreme degree.

2. An exclamation proclaiming that you have witnessed someone Bonk to the extreme, generally in their face while they are still recovering.

3. When a little Bub Bonks.

Tim drinks too many drinks at the wedding where he is the best man and climbs up on a table to do his best man speach, but falls backward when he tries to make a joke about his friend’s penis size, andtries to raise his glass too high. He falls backward into the wedding cake

Guests: ooooh... Bubbonk!

Bubbonk by Starryfisheye June 30, 2018

bubonkulous 

being absolutely a juicer and having having a big dick

dude, Preston is being absolutely bubonkulous.

bubonkulous by shmoopy poopy January 17, 2023

bulbonic 

You have a giant black tentacle penis

Look at that man over there, he has a bulbonic in his pants

bulbonic by Curtis Jr.452 April 11, 2023

bulbonic 

A big black tentacle penis

WOW! Look at that man, he has a bulbonic in his pants

bulbonic by Curtis Jr.452 April 11, 2023