You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes. 

1. Expression for for doing something foolish or unnecessary.

2. Possessing an item that serves no purpose and/or is useless.

Person: "I just bought some new alien detecting binoculars"
Me: "You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes."

You might as well be wearing broccoli for shoes. by Sheppison September 18, 2010

eye broccoli 

The opposite of eye candy.

Check out the eye broccoli in marketing. Those girls are so fug.

eye broccoli by mvolfman December 7, 2010

Chicken and Broccoli

For those that want the real definition it means "Super".

Taken from "Cream of Broccoli" and "Cream of Chicken" which are both flavours of "Soup" made by Campbells.

Person A: I just blew the shit out of those guys...
Person B: Fucking chicken and Broccoli!!

Chicken and Broccoli by Shizengan December 11, 2011

Eye Broccoli 

(ahy brok-uh-lee) n. informal 1. Someone or something that is visually unattractive or hurtful to look at. Antonym of Eye Candy.

First used on the hit TV show How I Met Your Mother by Barney Stinson to describe Marshall Eriksen's homely assistant.

Barney: So, who's the eye broccoli?

Marshall: Hey, that's Iris, my new assistant. And yes, she is a little plain, but I'm married, so that's good.

Eye Broccoli by HIMYM addict December 11, 2010

ear-broccoli 

opposite of ear candy, a song unappealing to listen to.

1; "What's that ear-broccoli on the radio?"

2; "Justin Bieber, dude..."

1; "God, have mercy on our souls"

ear-broccoli by Somanyrages September 11, 2011

Verbal Broccoli 

Unbeknownst to the speaker, but obvious to most listeners, the repeated mispronunciation of a specific word out of pure individual ignorance, as opposed to being attributed to region or dialect. It sounds so absurd that people have to decide whether or not to mention it, as it will be embarrassing to the speaker, much like informing someone of broccoli in their teeth.

“He was very ‘pacific’ with his instructions.”

“She should have ‘know-en’ that that ‘furnial’ looked tacky with all those fake flowers.”

“I took him for ‘granite,’ now he is gone.”

Someone should tell him about that verbal broccoli before he embarrasses himself at work.

“Did you hear Trump’s verbal broccoli? He mispronounced Yosemite as ‘Yo-semite’ and then ‘Yo-seminite.’ How embarrassing.”

Verbal Broccoli by Great Grammar August 30, 2021

Chicken and Broccoli Diet 

Codeword for gear, aka steroids, TRT, etc. within the fitness industry.

Diet fed to the masses by fake nattys to keep the masses looking beta. Real men eat steak and eggs.

Chicken and Broccoli Diet

"Fred got shredded and put on 40 pounds of muscle for his new role as an action hero by eating only chicken and broccoli and using the ab decimator machine 3x per week."

Chicken and Broccoli Diet by kalton May 5, 2022