A reference from spongebob squarepants when he and Patrick were married, when Patrick being the man of the family was confronted by spongebob about forgetting his briefcase full of donuts
by Filipinofoods February 20, 2018
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by just another cracka July 9, 2003
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by Dr. Rev. Funk February 27, 2008
Get the Bailf mug.An incredibly sexy girl who is addicted to Yahoo Answers and makes her rounds in the Religion and Spirituality section. She's incredibly stubborn but has the cutest face when she gets pissed off. She manipulates men, chewing them up and spitting them out. She died her hair auburn, simply because everyone liked her as a blonde. She is an unpredictable creature out to destroy the male species. Briley is an incredible writer, beer pong player, and she is dangerously attractive. If you cross paths with her, avoid eye contact at all costs. One day the entire world will know her name, but she'll never know mine.
Boy #1: What the hell is Briley doing??
Boy #2: Dancing in the rain.
Boy #1: But it’s freezing outside…..and she’s in a thin white dress with no bra on.
Boy #2: Yeah, that’s how she rolls. She's got great boobs right?
Boy #1: *drools* yeah, but she is insane.
Boy #2: I know. She's perfect.
Boy #2: Dancing in the rain.
Boy #1: But it’s freezing outside…..and she’s in a thin white dress with no bra on.
Boy #2: Yeah, that’s how she rolls. She's got great boobs right?
Boy #1: *drools* yeah, but she is insane.
Boy #2: I know. She's perfect.
by notworthyofher February 6, 2010
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Cool Guy : Oh no! the new gay rights proposal was approved!
Queer Faggot : Oh what brilliantastic news!
Cool Guy : Ah shut up you stupid faggot!
Queer Faggot : Oh what brilliantastic news!
Cool Guy : Ah shut up you stupid faggot!
by Mattaldinho August 28, 2008
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by metaphor November 14, 2007
Get the brife mug.Let's see... there is no words to describe Briley. He is defiantly a hottie!! He can be such a weirdo too at times but once you get to know him you will defiantly fall in love with his personality. He has Blonde hair and blue eyes with glasses. He's super athletic and good at any sport! (Just don't let him roll his shorts up too high!) He is hilarious and you can't stay mad at him long because he'll find someway to make you smile. He is very outgoing and tries to talk to everyone. He can have quite a temper at times and is too proud to apologize right away and admit that he's wrong. But he is kind at heart and if you give him time you will be having a blast sooner than you think! If you have a Briley in your life make sure that you keep it that way and protect him from the words of criticism that may come his way (he may end up flipping a table over or breaking a window because his heart is so fragile and in his mind he's perfect and has no flaws)!!!!!
"Hey did you hear what Briley did today?"
"Nah man, I swear that kid is on crack!"
"Ha! Don't tell him that!"
"Nah man, I swear that kid is on crack!"
"Ha! Don't tell him that!"
by CHICHI CHERRY November 1, 2019
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