brainge

A cringe memory that you can't get out of your brain. You usually experience brainges at night while you're trying to sleep. Experiencing a brainge causes sleep deprivation because your brain can't shut up about this cringe memory.

Person A: I literally couldn't sleep because of an extreme brainge
Person B: F in the chat
Person C: F
Person D: F
Person E: F
Person F: F

by Kweentoos April 1, 2023

Blazingoma

The state of being mentally unfit or retarded

Don't talk to him. Is in a Blazingoma now

by Beelezbub June 1, 2023

Daylight Blazing

The act of smoking weed during daytime hours in order to open up free time the following night.

Fred: Maaan, I'm stoned as shit and it's only noon.

Nick: Yeah dude, thank God for daylight blazing

by BennisMSI June 1, 2009

Double Bazinga

The act of two men blowing each other simultaneously with one standing up and the other upside down being held around the waist.

He threw his back while attempting the Double Bazinga with his lover"the love muscle".

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by maaldous March 7, 2014

text braking

Intentionally delaying your response by text so as to avoid the quick back and forth that would be expected during an actual conversation.

Although I was free at the moment, I applied text braking to the conversation.

by Ae5Ea8 April 18, 2016

Emily Brading

Semi-Amateur-Professional(ish) Footballer renowned for her expertise at shopping at Primark.

Did you see Emily Brading playing football at the youth social thingy wearing a Primark X Greggs teeshirt and sliders?

by KT-Urban October 2, 2022

Bazinga

a word used to follow up on a burn. Often preluded with a long pause before Bazingaed. Bazooka and Bachooga are the higher rankings of the word, Bazinga.

A: "Where were you last night?"
B: "Doing your mom... Bazinga."

by dmstrhkhh May 27, 2009