Brain says no but your nuts say go

Embarking on a series of actions that invariably you will regret in the morning, when you've had time to think about them

steady, steady, right, now i'm feeling horny and boy doesn't my BFF's girl warrent a grope, whats that voice in the back of my head is it something like my brain says no but your nuts say go? yes it is indeed, the nuts have it, all say Aye, AYE

by jaffaw July 15, 2009

Bazinga Brain

A technocratic, usually white, liberal to conservative individual who has no understanding of productive forces or inequality.

Such individuals regularly dismiss obvious physical or social constraints (the cost of labor, the lack of an atmosphere on mars) in favor of grandiose visions fueled entirely by a child-like obsession with sci-fi movies.

Genuinely think that poverty is a result of "not-sufficiently-advanced technology". Probably believes in the "singularity". Usually worship Elon Musk as their lord and savior.

normal person: Climate Change is pretty bad, maybe we should try to green the deserts or force CEOs to start paying their fair share of emission credits?

Bazinga Brain: dude we can just colonize Mars instead

normal person: traffic is getting pretty bad. Maybe we should build more trains since they're more efficient.

Bazinga Brain: DUDE what if....we built tunnels....underground...for CARS??! We could call it the Diaperscoop

normal person: why is Elon's stock price so high? They hardly make 2% of the world's total car sales, but its still worth more than every car company in the world combined. Surely this bubble will not end well....

Bazinga Brain: You just can't understand his genius! He's going to have self-driving cars out next year, just like he promised in 2014, and 2015, and 2016, and 2017, and 2018, and 2019, and 2020, and and and

by Vespr June 30, 2022

brain on a stick

An intelligent person who lacks emotion or social skills.

David aced the GMAT's but at parties he's just a brain on a stick, standing in the corner pretending to examine the ficus.

by billg September 11, 2005

brain-donor card

A euphemism for marijuana. Instead of explicitly asking a random person for an illegal substance, it is used out of politeness and legal reasons.

Old hippy guy: Hey man... you got a brain-donor card?
Young dready: A brain-donor card? What the fuck is that?!

by Ryan Guide January 3, 2008

brain bucket

A type of motorcycle helmet that enables motorcycle riders to be in compliance with the law where helmets are required, but offers inadequate protection, about that of a bicycle helmet

When he wrecked his motorcycle, he still got his face scraped up and his jaw broken because he was only wearing a brain bucket instead of a full face helmet

by Cloudchaser Sakonige April 11, 2010

Brain Hiccup

Referring to the mental block that occurs when in contact with the person that bends your brain.

Trippin' just from her prescence, my brain hiccuped, and all i could say was "uh-ahh-eh-bah..hi ".

by h0mosaywut November 14, 2006

Brain Shart

Worse than a brain fart, a brain shart has far worse consequences. A brain shart is doing something completely idiotic but in a key situation, or in a way that brings about serious repercussions.

Who can ever forget Chris Webber's brain shart in the 1993 NCAA championship game in which he called a timeout when his team had none, thereby getting a techinical foul and giving UNC the crown.

Because of a colossal brain shart on air in front of millions, Imus is out of a job and out on his can.

by Mavericklax4 May 7, 2007