battle of the booties

The battle between fat women and skinny women (and all sizes in between).

There was a big disagreement about who was sexier: Camryn Manheim (YUM!!!) or Cindy Crawford (YUM!!!). The person favoring Cindy Crawford won because only skinny women are sex symbols in Hollywood.

by Marriage of Camryn Manheim To Justin Timberlake August 24, 2003

suited and booted

dressed to kill, literally. referring to private hitmen or bodyguards dressed in expensive suits and dress boots

his henchmen were all suited and booted

by Master of Killers September 22, 2018

booted

to stuff a small mexican in ur punani and suction cup that shit

omg i just booted that nigga

by touchytouchy February 16, 2019

tooted and booted

to fart and then notice you didnt just fart, you also took a shit. same thing as a shart.

oh shit i think i just tooted and booted! i need to go home and change my underwear!

by stopdropandrollballs June 16, 2010

Zooted and booted

Getting dressed up...usually button up and a tie or a suit. Business casual style, no t-shirt, no sneakers.

What's the dress at that club? Can I rock anything or do I need to get zooted and booted?

by King Swag May 30, 2006

bootieful

a really ugly person

"yo your girl looks bootieful"
"look at that waste gash aint she bootieful"
"oi blud look at dat girl aint she bootieful"

by LaydeeAllaJee September 23, 2006

Call of Duty Bootie

When your Girlfriend gives you Head while playing Call Of Duty on Team Death Match..........and you forget to turn the head seat off!!!

"Dude, I totally suck up behind her with Ninja on and sprayed her. It's cool, I had my Silencer equipped, Radar jammer and Hard line equipped

Last night my old lady sucked my balls while playing Call of Duty!!!

I got me some Call of Duty Bootie!!!

by Slug366 December 3, 2010