Bollocks

My favourite word of all time.
Generally a term used for male genitalia
but can be used for anything.
Something crap or shite,
something not true,
when you drop heavy things on your feet,
a word for tired or knackered
a slag for someone who is annoying or 'a little shit',
A word that shocks and appauls Mrs. Doyle 'get-your-bollocks-outa-my-face'

'Jaysus this applemac is a load of bollocks!'

'Nah that never happened, thats a load of bollocks.'

'Bollocks!! Me toes!!!!'

'I was awake all night, and now Im feckin bollocksed!!'

'That little bollocks threw bottled piss at me!!'

by Black_Rose_325 January 13, 2009

Balloonshop

An extremely underrated YouTube channel that has a ridiculous amount of hilarious quotes through different situations in their videos. Pretty much does not have enough views for what they deserve.

"My name is Bob Trufont. I am a businessman. I stay at the Double Tree as often as possible"
"Mom and Dad, I am running away. And if you want to know, I plan on hopping on with a ban of gypsies outside of Flagstaff Arizona. From there I will befriend a young puppy named jonathan winslow and we will go on fantastic adventures to far off lands" Balloonshop

by Pewhey1001 October 4, 2011

Balloon Boy

A person who gains media attention by pretending to be in grave danger, and thus creating an atmosphere of sympathy and attention.

"Actually, I only pretended to be hammered so she would have no other choice but to take me to her house"

"Dude, you're a fucking Balloon boy"

by ihatealbanians October 16, 2009

Bollollocks

Used in a situation that isn't bad enough to warrant using the word fuck, but causes more frustration than is required for using bollocks

Oh, bollollocks, I just dropped this insanely heavy box on my foot

by Snake July 9, 2004

Top-Bollocks

Tits, basically

Nice top-bollocks, Jordan

by Simon Baby Fat Head February 12, 2004

ask-me-bollox

Irish phrase used in the North of Dublin to question the truth of a given statement, or the honesty of the speaker

A: Hey I just shagged Brad Pitt and Colin Farrell at the same time.
B: Ask-me-Bollox ye lying cow.

by Gem September 23, 2004

party balloon

When a guy anally penetrates a girl, and then leaves the semen-filled condom in her rectum.

So how's Cindy?
Fuck that slut, I party balloned her.

by T-Bo January 21, 2005