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the blurry

the phrase used to describe the indescribable state that magical beings sometimes have to exist in... possibly exceeding way beyond the guesstimated 60,000 thoughts a normal human brain has in one day.

comparable to someone delusional due to extreme exhaustion/ memory loss/ brain damage/ insanity... becoming too much for most to handle; they sometimes even annoy themselves.
'i can't handle you right now, you're too far in the blurry. i'm going home.'
by edeninoctober November 30, 2019
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bluppy

To accidentally soil your pants whilst flatulating.
Oh CRAP!!! I have to go to the bathroom I think I did a bluppy!
by N. Matche December 14, 2004
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Blurry Hand Syndrome

Frantic/desperate masturbation, possibly chronic.

Believed to have originated from the observation that male porn performers while attempting to achieve ejaculation for a cumshot will often masturbate so frantically that their hand movements become completely blurred.
"The website triggered an immediate attack of Blurry Hand Syndrome"

"The poor guy suffered from chronic Blurry Hand Syndrome when viewing photos of Megan Fox"
by fred9999 October 20, 2012
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Blurpt

The act of completely random ownage.
"I just kicked my dad in the balls on his birthday"

"Damn, that sucka got blurpt!"
by blurptking3 October 12, 2008
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Bluray

In New York, they say "pause" as their "no homo". Therefore, we pause, and never rewind back. If you can't fast forward, fuckin step speed that shit. Now that we're in the 21st century, we can bluray that shit super fast.
"Yo, my D's still sore from last night wit that girl, bluray"
"Yo bluray dat shit"
by The LJ December 30, 2009
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blurpie

The act/form of straddling over someone's mouth and letting one loose. For maximized blurpie results, cover the mouth and plug the nose simultaneously.
Jessica Alba is so hot, I would let her give me a blurpie any day of the week. I would even suck the fart out of her ass.
by HHML May 10, 2006
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Blurple

its a substitution for any dirty word
"Whose blurple have you been touching?"
"What the blurple are you doing?"
"Are you schnoodling his blurple?"
by Heather Lyane Smith December 27, 2007
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