clam bumper

Lesbian

"you two clam bumpers wanna be alone?"

by like2watch August 1, 2003

box bumper

A Lesbian. "Box" being the female sexual apparatus, and since penetration will not "naturally" occur with other lesbians (nothing natural about plastic), "bumping" describes it.

Box bumpers and muff divers like to munch mounds.

by Wine Me March 15, 2011

blumpkeroni

Giving yourself head while pinching a loaf. A cross between blumpkin and limberoni. (If your not sure what limberoni is search for limberoni.jpg on the web.

Nothing like a blumpkeroni to take the edge off.

by Mr. Blumpkin September 8, 2004

Bumper Muncher

Abb.BUMU
Collective of like minded fender nibblers that partake in the pursuit of online gaming hilarity, and occasionally meet up in real life to giggle like schoolboys and generally make a nuisance of themselves at race tracks around the country.
No one man leads the Bumper Munchers, it is completely democratic....unless i say otherwise :)

Especially noteworthy is the groups capacity to fart like an outlet valve at a methane factory - See "Igadiz".

Derived from an insult thrown at a gamer when racing online.

"Wardeo you fucking Bumper Muncher, get off my arse!"

by Dr Lokoss September 17, 2008

Bumper shot

To violently hit an object E.G animal or small child, using the bumper of your car by speeding up then braking harshly to shunt the car forward while coming to stop.

I would never run over it with a Tyre that would ruin the taste i just bumper shot that rapid fucking pheasant.

by Two headed boy pt 2 March 29, 2009

Bellis-bumper

noun. Used mainly throughout northern Pennsylvania to define someone who is homosexual and does not admit it. This person may find an outlet for his sexual tension with a "Bellis" (note, a Bellis is extremely jealous)

"There's no way Brody likes girls! He's the biggest Bellis-bumper in school!"

by Matt Curway March 18, 2007

Plumper Bumper

One who bumps up on plump bitches. Ie: Enjoys the fat stack.

Victor enjoys the qualities of his Plumper Bumper on the back end of his whale.

by Grewvey1 October 2, 2008