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Blacktown Josh

A rather round bikie looking dude, balls the size of mangoes, The last man he fucked, was impregnated for 6 years. Doctors say their was enough sperm out of them nuts to build 300 tattooed pelicans exactly like him.
Don't blow in her, you have nuts like Blacktown Josh
by Philphilphilphil December 23, 2023
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Lockdown Pulisic

That time during the COVID lockdown when Christian Pulisic made the Premier League look like the a Lithuanian third division league
Pulisic was inconsistent at Chelsea, but fans will never forget Lockdown Pulisic making the entire Premier League look like his bitch for several months
by ENoscatt November 16, 2023
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blacktown demon

the most notable and respected person in blacktown everyone runs away when they are in a 200m radius within him

he does the most crimes and has the most aura and owns the city.
me: oh shit its the blacktown demon
friend: BRO RUN AWAY
by noctoknight June 6, 2024
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fatal lockdown

shoot someone and then fuck the bullet hole.
keanu: did you hear? gary busey gave his maid the fatal lockdown!

johnny: what a fucking maniac!
by Bob Ravenscroft August 1, 2008
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facebook lockdown

When a person on facebook has ALL of their privacy features enabled allowing you to only send a friend request and MAYBE see their profile picture. You can do nothing else with them if you are not their friend.
Man, Mr. Higgins has his facebook lockdown! I was forced to send him a friend request just so I could see the status he told me about today!
by cutdicklover December 20, 2010
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Chinese Lockdown

A form of lockdown employed by a government to reduce the spread of an infectious disease, where fully armed Type 99 main battle tanks (MBT) along with an handful of extremely aggressive infantry soldiers park directly outside your doorstep. This method guarantees the elimination of the disease in the areas employed, with overkill.
Yeah man, Bojo should've done a chinese lockdown, not any of this sissy shit.
by Chairman Mao Enthusiast August 23, 2021
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