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That time during the COVID lockdown when Christian Pulisic made the Premier League look like the a Lithuanian third division league
Pulisic was inconsistent at Chelsea, but fans will never forget Lockdown Pulisic making the entire Premier League look like his bitch for several months
by ENoscatt November 16, 2023
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Are you even surprised Christian Pulisic scored yet another game-winning golazo against Pexico? It's just too common now.
by ENoscatt January 6, 2024
Get the Christian Pulisic mug.A derogatory term used by U.S. Men's National Soccer Team fans to older Major League Soccer players who get national team callups instead of the younger and more skilled European-based players who have more competitive experience.
I can't believe they called up this bum MLS lifer Aaron Long for the World Cup over John Brooks, a completely better defender with actual experience against European teams.
by ENoscatt June 5, 2023
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by ENoscatt September 29, 2020
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