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blitzed as poland

When one is in the state of which you are so high it outmatches the Nazi blitzkrieg into Poland!
Brian: Dude I'm as blitzed as poland!
Thomas: Wtf you saying bro
Brian: I'm extremely fucking high.
by 1337w33d October 25, 2009
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blite

A black-turned white guy or an "MJ"
Look at that blite guy, started drinking tea and moving his lawn for some reason
by RedRiot77 February 21, 2017
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The Blitz

Coming from Hitler's "BlitzKrieg" meaning lightening war.

The Blitz of London and other major cities in the UK refers to the period during World War II when London was heavily bombed by the luftwaffe (1940-1941).

42,000 Britons died as a result of the blitz, and over 130,000 homes were vaporised. Hitler also commisioned the V2 to attack.

Although the object of the blitz was to weaken British morale, it served as quite the opposite as Churchill focused his speaches to praising the indefatigueability of the British public, thus strenghtening morale.


With the capture of the radar, and discovery of the german radar patterns the blitz ended. German aircraft could no longer keep accuratly hitting their targets.
The blitz destroyed a lot of shit.
by Gumba Gumba April 13, 2004
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Blitzstanified

Blitzstanified is a state of being. One who is extremely high is said to be blitzstanified. The origin of this word comes from the German word blitzkrieg meaning an initial bombardment followed by the employment of forces attacking with speed and surprise to prevent an enemy from implementing a coherent defense. This is quite similar to the way excellent weed quickly infiltrates your system leaving you incoherent or blitzstanified.
After we killed that blunt of NYC Sour Diesel we were all extremely blitzstanified, leaving us nearly unable to choose a place to order food from.
by Young Grizzle, Big Falex January 7, 2008
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Blitzkrieg Approach

A step-by-step tactic for men at trying to win the affection of a woman. It's called a blitzkrieg because it forces a guy to accomplish quick goals in short periods of time to accomplish the main goal of "seducing" the woman in a week's time.
Vise was so into Maria that he used the Blitzkrieg Approach on her to avoid making any mistakes such as losing her attraction for him.
by VisexXxEvans March 14, 2010
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Blittercated

Did you see those two last night?" "Yea, they were blittercated
by Ames839 December 8, 2010
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blitta

word up, used in replacement of "good shit" "lessss GOO" "
bro- "i got this hot chicks number and she texted me this morning, which means you know she wants it on repeat"

brobro- "Blitta"
by James McMacMac November 10, 2010
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