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Blimey

I thing that British people say when something fucking horrible happens.
*Man gets hit by a car*
“Blimey! Reckon he’s off to the hospital
by sweester May 6, 2020
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blind

to be extremely drunk. A term used in Australia.
I'm blind.
by Anjio February 18, 2010
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blimey

Barrère and Leland's A dictionary of slang
by Arthur Morrison

1 exclamation - god blind me. something surprising enough to make one wish they were blind so that they cant see such things.

2 also used as an extra offensive version of limey. it's extra offensive because british are always so down on americans and our love of slang. basically blimey is a thumb in their eye that they have no ground what-so-ever to stand on to justify their inborn doochbaggetry nature.
1 Blimey! did you see that mole rat lookin brit's teeth?

2 gfys blimey, stay the hell out of our constitution and our right to keep and bear arms or we'll ship over there for a quick coup and your queen's head on a pike along with the whole of your house of lords and yes i know this is a run on sentence so go suck your last fag you goddamn douche bags.
by WordRepoMan January 23, 2013
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gender-blind

Adjective. Used to define someone who is attracted to people based on personality, likes, dislikes, and other things not related to gender.
similar to pansexual.
Maria is gender-blind, First Maria dated Cathy because she made her laugh. but she ended up with Mark because they had more in common.
by Martha A. September 19, 2008
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Flying Blind Burrito

The act of:

First ejaculating on a girl's (or guy's if you swing that way) eyes so she then becomes blind,

Then rolling her up in a white blanket making her appear as if she was a burrito, and then

Lastly shoving her out of a window making her appear as a (poorly) flying blind burrito
Weird Guy: Dude! I like totally flying-blind-burritoed that girl last night.

Dude: What the crap is a flying blind burrito anyway?
by Markus E_bear April 6, 2010
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blidget

Did you see the blidget that works at Kroger?
by Ashtin Taylor February 21, 2009
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Color Blind

A problem of sorts with in the eyes that presents problems in seeing colors. Occurs in males more than females. Though they can be color blind. Color blindness is genetic, and can be found in generations following a color blind individual. You cannot identify color blindness on a computer, a real eye doctor/ doctor must be consulted.
Color blind people, normally do not like to be 'tested' by having to identify colors. Some people will ask about an obvious color (i.e; a person's skin color) and accuse the color blind individual of faking this sight deficiency.

Some people have also learned to some what force themselves to see a color by substituting it in their mind. For example, a colorblind person may see the grass as a reddish color, but think of a green color and merge it into their sight.
Todd is color blind.

Allison(With a white shirt) : Todd what color is my shirt?!

Todd(Thinking it must be white) : White.

Allison: You're not color blind! Faker!
by Colorblind_Colorguardie August 6, 2009
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