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blesser

Think sugar daddy, but with a whole lot more money. He's filthy rich, and can set you up with clothing accounts, overseas holidays (Dubai is the current hot destination) and sometimes even a car. So when you date one, your life has been blessed. Financially anyway...
My blesser just bought me a condo in the northern suburbs!
by Puma kph May 28, 2016
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Bless your heart

Don't think this is a compliment, because it isn't. An insult commonly used in the south.
Karen : "My makeup is ruined now!"
Alyssa : "Oh bless your heart."
Karen : *walks away in anger*
by VioletThePurple July 11, 2019
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Blessid

Alternative pronunciation of "Blessed", which can be used to show appreciation for a certain situation or thing.
"This is some blessid kush"

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Person 1: "I don't want to go to school tomorrow"
Person 2: "It's supposed to be a snow day"
Person 1: "Blessid"
by ganjafarmer6 August 15, 2011
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Bless

Basically Bless Has Alot Of Definitions..

Bless can be said after someone sneezes.. and is believe by some people.. that when people sneeze.. it means that their soul is trying to escape.. for some reason.
When someone says bless to the person that sneezes.. it apparently keeps their soul in their body..

Bless is also used by teenagers.. some adults.. a few kids.. but generally teenagers.. who are either chavs, rudeboys or "goons".. They use the term "bless" after they've spoken to someone.. generally used once a conversation is over.. to show their appreciation..

Finally the word bless is used as a response to someone who has either said anything sweet.. or done anything sweet..
Example 1:
Philip: AHCHOO!
Sandra: Bless You
Philip: Ahh, thanks Sandra

Example 2:
Deniz: WAG1 FAM, Manz Been Finkin Bout New Ways To Make Money
Charles: Well, Maybe you could get a job??
Deniz: Nah Bruv, Dats A Trek..
Charles: Well.. Sorry.. I'm clueless.. I don't think there's any other way
Deniz: Ayt Den, Safe Ye..
Charles: Oh yes! Bye then!
Deniz: Bless

Example 3:
Susan: Awww.. He just wrote me a poem :)
Cassandra: Aww.. Bless his little cotton socks
by AshleyLeigh July 4, 2009
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God bless you

It means cover your fucking mouth
Guy 1: God bless you

Guy 2: Sorry I'm an Atheist
by FinaLWoot. November 4, 2008
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King's Blessing

The act of kissing the back of your right hand and, subsequently, striking a female in the lips with it after you have climaxed in her mouth. The male assumes a standing position while the female is on her knees, resembling the positions that participants assume during a knighting ceremony.
"Dude, the chick I picked up last night didn't want to sleep with me, but she told me that I could give her a King's Blessing. Afterward, she ended up getting 7 stitches on her upper lip."
by Gregory Gonzo March 20, 2009
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bless

in my area its wot rude boys say 2 each other wen they part company ... its like sayin goodbye
im goin now ma breadbin ... bless!

they do it cos they think if they hug each otha ppl will think that theyre gay
by breadbin October 30, 2003
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