Beethoven Blow Job

the act of oral sex while simultaneously massaging the shaft and scrotum or the male genitalia in a piano like action

Tron: Dude jenny played symphony #9 on my cock last night.
Bovice: what ya mean bro?
Tron: toats ma goats, she gave me the best beethoven blow job last night ever
she played my dick like a piano bro

by H-nasty 11 August 1, 2010

weener beetles

a terminology used to describe something that is a great pain in the ass

Man...your garbage bag broke all over the floor....Thats fuckin weener beetles!!!!!

by JEN THE BARBACK January 3, 2009

plow the beets

When a man hits a woman's breasts so hard that they become red, and then places his penis between the breasts and tit-fucks her.

Cindy: "So Bill, what did you get me for my birthday?"
Bill: "Nothing, but I can plow the beets."
Cindy: "Oh Bill, I've always wanted to have my beets plowed!"

by Barney F October 24, 2009

bot bheeto breezies

the biggest girl gang around San Diego. Bloods who biCkit n be Boo wid der BOT BHEETOs bluh'd.

Desiree Reyes and Lisa Henson

by d IREE n HER November 30, 2004

Mongolian Eye Beetle

Refers to when the eyes become red and bloodshot after the consumption of cannabis. see also red eye.

-"Dude, you look pretty chonged out"
-"Woah seriously?"
-"I BELIEVE YOU HAVE A CASE OF THE MONGOLIAN EYE BEETLE."

by Rum0uRzZz July 15, 2009

beetleskin

a used condom

After prom night there were so many beetleskins littered throughout the room, it took them an hour to pick them all up

by Jargel April 14, 2003

Beets Me Burger

From Bob's Burgers: a specialized burger served with beets!

"Hey Bob, what's the burger of the day?" "It's the Beets Me Burger, it comes with beets!"

by America Lover 🇺🇸 November 12, 2018