Beetleing is a colloquial term which is used when reffering to sex. Most commonly used when one reffers to a quickie!
Rory - "See that elaine - she'd get a right beetleing!!"
John - "Nah the only one who would get a beetleing is that Jill!"
Alexander - "You guys got it all wrong, Lynne would get a beetleing"
Peter - "What about me???"
Cigarette: Northern slang for a cigarette, used oft by mashed up mancunian ravers becasue of the resemblance of a hot(electric)stove to the end of a lit cigarette. Originated circa 1991 in the early halcyon days of the rave culture; we speculate during a drug fuelled hallucination by said manc.
'fuck me noel, i am bolloxed, is that a ciggy in your mouth, or the stove from me 'nans kitchen'/
General use: 'Give us a stove you cunt'