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Beating my meat

Beating your meat is a another word for masturbation, this usually occurs during puberty.
I was Beating my meat, and all of a sudden, my mum busts into my room, harder than you busted.
Chris Brown beat his wife, harder than he beat his meat.
by 8BitScumBag July 16, 2018
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beating your dick

How is this not defined on Urbandictionary after all these years?
*knock on bathroom* "What are you doing in there man, beating your dick? Let's go already!"
by makinpizzasbro420 June 30, 2014
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beating cakes

Verb: While fucking you woman doggie style, you pull your dick your half way and slap your woman's right ass cheek. Notice the ripples in the ass cheeks and be aware of how she moans in exstacy.
When I met Amber at the club I knew that after a few drinks, I would be "Beating Cakes" Later that night.
by Tweeder September 19, 2006
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beating cheeks

(as in a jockey, beating the "cheeks" of his horse to make it run faster)

To be in a rush. To go —especially, to walk— very quickly.
"Sorry I'm late. I beat-cheeks to get here on time".

"John got a speeding ticket today. He was beating cheeks to get to the airport when he got pulled over".
by wordbird February 12, 2008
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beating the block

Ray-ray: man i was beating the block yesterday
Slim: shiet homie, you need to stop that shit, you gon make them nigga jealous
by TheRealShark November 27, 2013
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ball beating

The act of causing a somewhat form pain in your testicles while masturbating or while having sex in order to get pleasure.
Male 1: So... how was she in the bed?
Male 2: She was a bit lacking in bed, so I did some ball beating to bust.
by Magnimus Dongimus June 18, 2018
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beating rice cakes

by gothicmikuchanxo January 18, 2010
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